OK, so supposed Ash accepted the invitation....

[Scarlet Jerry]

....to come to Paramus Catholic for their Michigan camp. What clever thing would he have done when he showed up? Imagine that Ash is edgy, not classy, and be creative.

-Scarlet Jerry

 

[jay_hq]

I was trapped in a literal closet for three days when I was thirteen. It was in my deceased grandmother's house, and the heat had been turned off for the winter. I bundled myself up into a big wad of grandma's clothes, and waited for my dad to get back from the paint store. I don't know why he took three days to get back, but eventually I heard the house door open, and I screamed to be let out.

At the end of it all, the clothes were so soaked with urine that there was no way we could donate them to the clothing swap. We ran them through a shredder and fed them to our goats.

 

[Ataylor1989x]

https://rutgers.forums.rivals.com/goto/post?id=1924713#post-1924713

 

[AreYouNUTS]

Show up with the band and have them play "The Bells Must Ring" throughout the entire camp. As in "nonstop" from opening to closing whistle. Seriously.

 

[RUtix4me]

The turnoff across the street to PC is public property. Its a jug handle type turn. Setup a banner up there, check with town of paramus first.

 

[Knightmoves]

Show up with the band and have them play "The Bells Must Ring" throughout the entire camp. As in "nonstop" from opening to closing whistle. Seriously.

Call 1-800 Tim Smith now !

http://www.masongross.rutgers.edu/music/faculty/timothy-smith

 

[LevaosLectures]

Hold a camp for aspiring JuCos across the street at Bergen Community College.