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OT: Candy Map

Scarlet_Scourge

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What the heck is Sour Patch?

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http://www.marketwatch.com/story/a-...favorites-across-the-united-states-2016-10-20
 
Candy Corn is an abomination.

Our favorite coach burners pick a cookie since they don't know what candy means.
 
I don't think I even understand what candy corn is supposed to be.

And 100 Grand hands down! Not in the mood to give Minnesota any props this week, but they've got their candy priorities straight.
 
You've never had sour patch kids? Its like a sour gummy thing.

The most amazing thing to me is that there are people, anywhere, that prefer candy corn over any actual candy. That does more to discredit Texas as a "great state" in my mind than just about anything.

Perfect marriage. Candy corn is the colorful but regrettable turd of the candy aisle, and Texas is the colorful but regrettable turd of the union.

I kid, I kid ..

Texas is much worse than candy corn.
 
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I don't like candy corn. But I saw a bag of caramel candy corn in the store and I stupidly bought it. It barely tasted like caramel and I just kept thinking I wasted $1.78 on this?
Earlier in the year I bought a bag of sour patch kids because Paula Faris was pushing them. They are awful, trust me. They might be more vile than regular candy corn.
 
This had to be a small sample size, as Snickers is, by far, the top selling candy item nationally.

I also just noticed that West Virginia managed to sneak in there with Oreos as their top candy. Not sure who is to blame for that one. Obviously a tremendous cookie. But not a candy. So either we blame West Virginia for not knowing the difference, or the poll makers for allowing it.

Hershey kisses, New Hampshire with the tootsie roll, Multiple states worth of candy crap, Mormon nerds, Arizona with the Toblerone bar, Airheads, there is so much WTF on this map I can't even wrap my head around it.
 
West Virginia picked Tractor as their favorite candy but the officials said that is not a candy, pick another. So they picked cookie. "Close enough!"
 
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This had to be a small sample size, as Snickers is, by far, the top selling candy item nationally.

I also just noticed that West Virginia managed to sneak in there with Oreos as their top candy. Not sure who is to blame for that one. Obviously a tremendous cookie. But not a candy. So either we blame West Virginia for not knowing the difference, or the poll makers for allowing it.

Hershey kisses, New Hampshire with the tootsie roll, Multiple states worth of candy crap, Mormon nerds, Arizona with the Toblerone bar, Airheads, there is so much WTF on this map I can't even wrap my head around it.

how can toblerone be number 1 in arizona - would melt in the desert way too fast to be enjoyed. i claim it's rigged!!
 
Almond Joy but no Mounds?

Pixy Stix? Ugh

No Raisinets or Peppermint Patty?
 
When I actually eat candy corn it is not bad, but going down a candy aisle would never buy, never look at the package and think I want it..... there are plenty of other candies that tempt me, some are chocolates, some are not

My personal weakness are Chuckles, the original Mike & Ikes, dots, peanut butter cups, hot tamales, payday bars

I can't understand, however, how a state having candy corn at number one... you can like it, but number one?
 
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