OT: Penn State - Ruh-roh
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“I ain’t falling for no tree branch in my tail pipe!!!”
Oh boy what’s in the water out there?
Oh boy what’s in the water out there?
That was an earlier crime story for that same guy--see link below.
But this guy is a special kind of special: "Matsoukas was also seen climbing a tree while naked, and inserting a tree branch, a Tootsie Pop and the control handle of a DCNR John Deere crawler in his anus, officials said."
There is a lot to "unpack" here 😂: Here's a John Deere Crawler:
From GOOGLE:
"What is the difference between a crawler and a dozer?
The defining difference between a crawler loader and crawler dozer is that a crawler loader has a rear-mounted engine to counterbalance the load in the bucket, while a dozer has a front-mounted engine to move the centre of gravity forward and aid with the pushing of material."
Gotta call on our resident farmer guru @koleszar with questions:
- Does this poor sap in the tree (pun intended) have a valid defense for shoving the John Deere controller handle up his bunghole while up in a tree? Is it reasonable to ASSume that he was just trying to use the implement from a rear-mounted engine crawler to counterbalance the load he was going to drop in the bucket to keep him from falling out of the tree?
His lawyer may have a perfectly valid defense for these actions?
Didn't Sam Cooke write a song about this guy- Wonderful World?
Don't know much about bestiality
Don't know much proctology
Don't know much about the crawler handle I took
Or the tree branch I shoved up my arse, that felt like a hook
Penn State professor Themis Matsoukas accused of performing sexual acts with his dog: ‘I do it to blow off steam’
At one point, investigators told him they think he knew why they were searching his home, leading Matsoukas to reply repeatedly “I’m done, I’m dead,” the charging documents alleged.
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God as my witness, that was our wedding song.That was an earlier crime story for that same guy--see link below.
But this guy is a special kind of special: "Matsoukas was also seen climbing a tree while naked, and inserting a tree branch, a Tootsie Pop and the control handle of a DCNR John Deere crawler in his anus, officials said."
There is a lot to "unpack" here 😂: Here's a John Deere Crawler:
From GOOGLE:
"What is the difference between a crawler and a dozer?
The defining difference between a crawler loader and crawler dozer is that a crawler loader has a rear-mounted engine to counterbalance the load in the bucket, while a dozer has a front-mounted engine to move the centre of gravity forward and aid with the pushing of material."
Gotta call on our resident farmer guru @koleszar with questions:
- Does this poor sap in the tree (pun intended) have a valid defense for shoving the John Deere controller handle up his bunghole while up in a tree? Is it reasonable to ASSume that he was just trying to use the implement from a rear-mounted engine crawler to counterbalance the load he was going to drop in the bucket to keep him from falling out of the tree?
His lawyer may have a perfectly valid defense for these actions?
Didn't Sam Cooke write a song about this guy- Wonderful World?
Don't know much about bestiality
Don't know much proctology
Don't know much about the crawler handle I took
Or the tree branch I shoved up my arse, that felt like a hook
Penn State professor Themis Matsoukas accused of performing sexual acts with his dog: ‘I do it to blow off steam’
At one point, investigators told him they think he knew why they were searching his home, leading Matsoukas to reply repeatedly “I’m done, I’m dead,” the charging documents alleged.
Although the lyrics at ours sounded a little different than this one?
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