Doc Emrick is the worst hockey announcer of all time. Hockey is too fast paced for his play-by-play style. He calls a hockey game like he's doing a radio baseball broadcast.
"15 years ago a little known hockey prospect was working his way up through the minors. Riding bus trips through the ECHL is a tough way to make a living and he paid his dues with interest. He would work in the offseason as a security guard in his hometown of East Crapton to make ends meet. PASS TO RILEY, HE SCOOOOORRES!!!!. The hometown team takes a 1-0 lead thanks to a beautiful pass by Johnson and a great shot by Riley. Anyway, after 5 years riding buses in the ECHL, Johnny Slapshot got a chance to make the NHL team. Once again, he fails to make the club and he is sent down to the AHL affiliate to toil another two years before getting another chance to make an NHL roster. JACKSON ON A BREAKAWAY, HE SCOOORES!!!! THE GAME IS TIED AT 1! Finally, Johnny Slapshot makes the big club and is the team's leading scorer. Why do I mention this today? Because his younger brother is BIG HIT ON STEPNOWSKI, MALAKOV SKATING 2 on 1 WITH O'MALLEY SAVE BY RICHARD. Anyway, his younger brother is..."