Rutgers Health and Rutgers Athletics Marketing

[HeavenUniv.]

Yes, I am a little bored so I have come up with some ideas for the new Rutgers Health organization--

Every time a door opens, Rutgers songs are played
FREE Rutgers magnets are put on cars while they are parked
"R"'s are placed on tiles and carpets throughout the facilities
Photos of injured players and their operations are put on the hallway walls
All food plates and utensils are red (I know,talk about Captain Obvious)
Only use Rutgers sheets,blankets, and pillow cases
Every newborn baby gets a Rutgers blanket and onesie
Schedule posters in every room
Hospital wings named after Greg Schiano,Alex Kroll,Deron Cherry,Brian Leonard,James Bailey,Tom Young,Carli Lloyd,Theresa Grentz,etc
Gift shops only carry Rutgers gear
Discount tickets for blood donations
Better parking at the stadium and RAC for major organ donations
Special VIP visits from Rutgers staff for wealthy people having dangerous procedures--http://news.rutgers.edu/news-releas...creation-rutgers-health/20160405#.VwayPLd0yM9

 

[Tango Two]

 

[HeavenUniv.]

Tango,
BUT wait,there's more !!!

 

[HeavenUniv.]

All parking spots have an "R" on them
Before each operation, all the staff yells "Just keep choppin' "
All the good looking nurses are required to wear Rutgers yoga pants
When a baby is born, a replica Old Queens bell is rung

 

[HeavenUniv.]

No more lame flimsy hospital slippers for the patients--http://www.fanatics.com/COLLEGE_Rut...rlet_Knights_Youth_Split_Color_Slide_Slippers

 

[HeavenUniv.]

Staff will be trained on the newest cutting edge replacement for sutures--http://rutgers.bncollege.com/webapp...d=58552&productId=400000012360&topCatId=40350

 

[HeavenUniv.]

And for patients who want something more upscale---http://rutgersfever.com/store/gifts-souvenirs/chrome-auto-emblem

 

[HeavenUniv.]

Required headgear--http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/380126244158?lpid=82&chn=ps&ul_noapp=true

 

[HeavenUniv.]

Chttp://www.fansedge.com/Rutgers_Scarlet_Knights_Scrubsaptain obvious strikes again--

 

[HeavenUniv.]

Red gurneys--https://www.google.com/search?q=red...&ei=FrkGV7XuC8u2eqmGrRA#imgrc=1rgS78qfRABLyM:

 

[HeavenUniv.]

Comfy waiting room chairs--http://www.houzz.com/photos/4410688...-traditional-sports-and-game-room-memorabilia

 

[HeavenUniv.]

Vending machines that sell---http://rutgersfever.com/store/gifts-souvenirs?product_id=508

 

[HeavenUniv.]

Ambulance sirens are replaced with a continuous loop of the "Best of Mike Rice."

 

[Sir ScarletKnight]

Are...are you ok?

 

[HeavenUniv.]

When a patient is rescusitated, they get to hear Chris Carlin say " Pandemonium in Piscataway !!!!!! "

 

[HeavenUniv.]

When someone is brought into the Emergency Room and they ask "How many people are ahead of me ?", the answer is ALWAYS 35,000.

 

[HeavenUniv.]

Once the back-up becomes too much, Greg Schiano brings in FREE pizza.

 

[HeavenUniv.]

The waiting rooms have a continuous loop of 1976 Rutgers Basketball highlights and the Louisville football game.

 

[HeavenUniv.]

Am I the only one thinking outside the box here ??? Come on people,join in !!!

 

[HeavenUniv.]

New medical kits for the EMT's--http://www.sportsunlimitedinc.com/r...g&country=US&gclid=CJmgpKWs_csCFQNkhgodnb4GAA

 

[HeavenUniv.]

They say I have to go back now...

 

[Tango Two]

Bills must he coming due so he's peddling the merchandise aggressively