The best thing about Chris Ash is that he's from Iowa

[rutratruttt]

This adds a heightened atmosphere to the program, a mystical sense of All-American football, the fresh air of corn fields and fields of green. And to export that to New Jersey is key.

I wouldn't be able to stand another coach from the Northeast, especially one with a Queens accent. Leave that to our high school football coaches.

 

[RUDutch]

Iowa would be corn fields.

 

[RUsojo]

Do you mean heaven?

 

[drewbagel423]

This board is getting weird.

 

[quincybog]

This adds a heightened atmosphere to the program, a mystical sense of All-American football, the fresh air of corn fields and fields of green. And to export that to New Jersey is key.

I wouldn't be able to stand another coach from the Northeast, especially one with a Queens accent. Leave that to our high school football coaches.

And from the same home town as Radar O'Reilly. And it doesn't get any better than that!

 

[ClassOf02]

I really hope, as time goes by, that being from Iowa is not the BEST thing we all notice about Chris Ash.

 

[TonyVolt]

I want to smoke the OP's WEED now, please. Vape? bong? volcano? What are we using?

 

[Scarlet_Scourge]

There are corn fields where I live in New Jersey...

 

[RU2007RSLN2010]

I drove through Iowa from Chicago to Denver and it smelled like horse manure the whole way. I'm sure it's a lovely state and similar in nature to how people judge NJ based on the Turnpike but I cannot help but think of horse manure when I think of Iowa.

 

[Hawks!!!]

I drove through Iowa from Chicago to Denver and it smelt like horse manure the whole way. I'm sure it's a lovely state and similar in nature to how people judge NJ based on the Turnpike but I cannot help but think of horse manure when I think of Iowa.

Smelted into what?

You're obviously not a product of the wonderful Iowa education system.

No wonder you guys need a Midwesterner to lead you.

 

[Blitz8RUCrazy]

wtf... leave this shit in your dream journal OP...

 

[CYBuci]

TMI :-) Moving on!

 

[OTBOTOR]

Smelted into what?

You're obviously not a product of the wonderful Iowa education system.

No wonder you guys need a Midwesterner to lead you.

"Smelt" isn't an incorrect past tense and past participle of "to smell," though it is much less common than "smelled" in the U.S. "Smelt" is more common in other English-speaking countries. With one in five NJ residents being foreign born it is not unusual to see internationally preferred vocabulary around here.

 

[bryanjints]

"Smelt" isn't an incorrect past tense and past participle of "to smell," though it is much less common than "smelled" in the U.S. "Smelt" is more common in other English-speaking countries. With one in five NJ residents being foreign born it is not unusual to see internationally preferred vocabulary around here.

Hahahaha. Best post of the week by far

 

[RU2007RSLN2010]

"Smelt" isn't an incorrect past tense and past participle of "to smell," though it is much less common than "smelled" in the U.S. "Smelt" is more common in other English-speaking countries. With one in five NJ residents being foreign born it is not unusual to see internationally preferred vocabulary around here.

Sick Burn :fistbump:

 

[rsutton86]

Jersey corn > Iowa corn

 

[mildone]

This board is getting weird.

Getting?

 

[mildone]

It's tough keeping up. Yesterday, the best thing about Ash was that he's handsome. Today it's that he's from Radarville USA. I wonder what tomorrow will bring.

 

[Pils86]

Ferentz is 60, I hope we are not training his heir apparent.

 

[Block R]

Jersey corn >>>>> Iowa corn

FIFY

 

[vm7118]

Smelted into what?

You're obviously not a product of the wonderful Iowa education system.

No wonder you guys need a Midwesterner to lead you.

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/smelt#smelt-2

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2015/01/15/247-wall-st-states-best-schools/21388041/

iowa has a respectable school system, but NJ is top 5 by any measure. try again.