Twas Christmas morning, the room filled with gifts but not much was stirring, not even Knight Shift.
As people arose and turned up the heat, one of them was in fact Mr. Plump Street.
AreYouNuts, Ru4Real, RutgersSam and Upstream all checked their stockings with eyes full of gleam
To see what Santa Ash may have left them this year, surely all the board members were good boys this year
To our delight, sitting under the tree, RutgersAl with a note that he promptly did read
"Rutgers this year is going to be the strongest most powerful team to be feared"
"Al you say that every year" and the rest of the board claimed hear hear
But this year is different, reported from Source he has never seen like it since Eighteen and forty forth
And the rest of the board members sware they did hear, Santa Ash saying "Rutgers will kick ass this year".
As people arose and turned up the heat, one of them was in fact Mr. Plump Street.
AreYouNuts, Ru4Real, RutgersSam and Upstream all checked their stockings with eyes full of gleam
To see what Santa Ash may have left them this year, surely all the board members were good boys this year
To our delight, sitting under the tree, RutgersAl with a note that he promptly did read
"Rutgers this year is going to be the strongest most powerful team to be feared"
"Al you say that every year" and the rest of the board claimed hear hear
But this year is different, reported from Source he has never seen like it since Eighteen and forty forth
And the rest of the board members sware they did hear, Santa Ash saying "Rutgers will kick ass this year".
