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Knight Shift

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This is the lead picture in Dunleavy's article on Rutgers facilities. ODDLY, while you would think it would be a picture at a Rutgers game, the caption in the article says it is a English Premier League Soccer game. Have we seen Gov. Christie AND Barchi together at a Rutgers game?

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President Barchi--"Hey Gov, you going to cut funding to Rutgers again?
Gov. Christie--We are still providing funding to Rutgers?



This post was edited on 4/3 8:47 PM by Knight Shift
 
Barchi - thinking "you're a babbling idiot"

Gov - "I think I need a chili dog or 10"
 
Christie: I thought I was going to a cowboys game, where's my bro Jerry?

Barchi: You do realize you are the Governor of the state of NJ, right? Do you think its possible to root for Rutgers occasionally?
 
Christie: "This is the worst part of my job, coming to a Rutgers game and pretending I give a rats ass about them."

Barchi: "Haha. That's funny. Me too!"
 
Christie - "hey, is that Tim Pernetti ?"
Barchi - "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
 
Christie: Great news. I secured a $10 million donation for facility upgrades.

Barchi: That's great news Gov.

Christie: Yeah, Notre Dame needs it.
 
Barchi: I'm glad I had the idea to give away free scarfs to the first 500 fans.

Christie: Yeah it's great except mine isn't long enough to go clear around my neck.
 
Christie: hey barch, get up off ur butt and do something important will ya?

Barchi: like what Chris?

Christie: like run to the concession stand, I'm starving!!!
 
Christie: "You'll see. They will pay for making me sit outside with the common folk"
 
Christie: "So explain the timing with the bus again."
 
Originally posted by WhiteBus:

Christie: "This is the worst part of my job, coming to a Rutgers game and pretending I give a rats ass about them."

Barchi: "Haha. That's funny. Me too!"
I laughed and cried......too, close to the truth.
 
My friends think we should sell Rutgers to close the state budget gap. Would that be hard?
 
Kris Kristie Kreme: "I took a state helicopter to this game"

Barchi: "We sold the one Gary Schiano used to use; for $500k. The proceeds from the sale are funding all of our remaining Olympic sports for the next 15 years"

Kristie Kreme: "Hey you......yeah you punks, sit down on third down and shut the f**k up. I can't see the Fat Cat vendor when you idiots stand up!"
 
Christie: "Ya know. When Wisconsin comes back next year, I can set up some traffic cones on the field. It'll really slow their offense down"

Barchi: "Splendid idea! Although we don't play Wisconsin at home next year. Can you do that for the Ohio State match? They score a bevy of homeruns on our squad last year."

Christie: "No way! Ohio is a swing state!" (checks phone for the 50th time in last hour to see if Jerry Jones called).
 
Christie looks like Luca Brasi in that picture:

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Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your
daughter... 's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I
hope their first child be a masculine child. I pledge my ever-ending
loyalty.
 
Fantastic
Originally posted by WhiteBus:

Christie: "This is the worst part of my job, coming to a Rutgers game and pretending I give a rats ass about them."

Barchi: "Haha. That's funny. Me too!"
 
Originally posted by WhiteBus:

Christie: "This is the worst part of my job, coming to a Rutgers game and pretending I give a rats ass about them."

Barchi: "Haha. That's funny. Me too!"
lol`d at this
 
Christie: You got any like, snacks or somethin'? I could use a little bite? Maybe some Skittles. Or a pizza pie. Man, I'm starvin over here. Where is the
F-ing food guy. What's a guy got to do to get a frickin hot dog around here? Damn it, I need something to eat right now.

Barchi: Shhhhhhh....we just ate.



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Christie: So my brother knows a guy, who can help with dat thing. You know da thing we was talking about. The other thing. With the guy.
 
Barchi: Chris, our sportsmen are failing to triumph on the playing field! How can this be so?

Christie: I blame the teachers!
 
Christie: "Hey Pres wow I'm really sorry for all the nasty farts but that bypass surgery has done a number on my bowels.";.

Barchi "No worries gov, it reminds me of my wife."

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Christie. I like sitting behind the bench at ND hoop games. Barchie. Does Rutgers have a basketball team. I like sports now.
 
Barchi: [mockingly laughing] You knew Greg Schiano?
Gov. Christie: [very quickly and defensively] I didn't say I knew him, I said he touched me on the shoulder once!
 
Barchi; "You don't look so fat in black wearing a scarf"
Christie: "Too bad your head looks like its still waiting for Sandy relief funds"
 
Christie:
Hey Jerry, it sucks the replay booth reversed the call on Dez's catch. I'm pissed!

Barchi:
Y'all calm down a wee bit Chrissie boy. I'll call the leg office on Mona mourn and git em to declar em 'boys the winna.
(I can't believe he fell for my fake southern drawl plus he must be blind as a bat).
 
Barchi- "So you're saying you just eat whatever you want on the tax payers dime, and then you just have em suck the fat off on the tax payers dime? and then eat more of whatever you want?"

Christie- "Yeah exercise is a myth created by liberals to make money in the "health sector"

Barchi- "Interesting. Say, I started a private soap company recently, any interest in buying some? it's all natural on the cheap. I've got a couple of guys that will sell it to you for real good cost. Well it's actually just the one guy but he's real good you'd like him. You should join his club."
This post was edited on 4/3 4:57 PM by gigantor1024

This post was edited on 4/3 4:59 PM by gigantor1024

sell Christie "HIS" soap
 
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