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Church of Chop Saturday Sermon - RU v Illinois 11.23.24

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Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Fighting Illini of Illinois. Following a hard fought noble victory, Our BOWL ELIGIBLE Knights return to the Ancient and Blessed Waters of the Raritan to Honor our Seniors as we face another Midwest B1G foe. We continue our Crusade for Glory… and we shall have no fear.

Let Monangai the Mighty dodge and duck from their aiming arrows. Let Dynamite Dymere Miller slide and streak past their thrashing tomahawks. Let King Kaliakmanis play Steadfast and True. Let Loyal the Lionheart and Hamilton the Hammer silence their wicked war-cry. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.

And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
 
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