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Church of Chop Saturday Sermon - RU v Maryland 11/25/23

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Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Terrapins of Maryland. We return back to the Ancient and Blessed Waters of the Raritan to thank our Seniors as we battle our crab cake obsessed regional foe. We continue our Quest for another B1G win and search for Glory… and we shall have no fear.

Let Langan the Brute smash through their snapping jaws. Let Sutton the Warrior knock their line on their turtle backs. Let Monangai the Mighty and Brother Washington, the Jacksonville Jewel, blaze past their sluggish safeties. And Let Brother Jennings, The Sicklerville Slammer and Dixon the Destroyer scare them into their heathen shells.

And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
 
Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Terrapins of Maryland. We return back to the Ancient and Blessed Waters of the Raritan to thank our Seniors as we battle our crab cake obsessed regional foe. We continue our Quest for another B1G win and search for Glory… and we shall have no fear.

Let Langan the Brute smash through their snapping jaws. Let Sutton the Warrior knock their line on their turtle backs. Let Monangai the Mighty and Brother Washington, the Jacksonville Jewel, blaze past their sluggish safeties. And Let Brother Jennings, The Sicklerville Slammer and Dixon the Destroyer scare them into their heathen shells.

And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
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