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Church of Chop Saturday Sermon - RU v Maryland 11/26/22

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Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Terrapins of Maryland. Our Knights gather to end our season with crab cakes and football as we launch our final siege against another regional B1G foe. We prepare for battle as our Seniors battle for Glory one final time… and we shall have no fear.

Let Langan the Brute crack and splinter their charging shells. Let Cruickshank the Quick streak past their snapping jaws. Let Izien the Terrible and Hula Bowl invite Avery “The Wall” Young knock the heathens on their turtle backs. And let the Righteous Boot of the NCAA Record Holding Aussie Assassin Brother Korsak pin the nonbelievers far and deep.

And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
 
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