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Church of Chop Saturday Sermon - RU v Michigan State 11/12/22

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Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Spartans of Michigan State. Our Knights return to East Lansing where in 2020 our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano returned to show Faux-Friar Tucker the TRUE meaning of CHOP. We attempt to recreate that magic as we continue our Quest to reach a Bowl… and we shall have no fear.


Let Langan the Brute splinter their defensive shields. Let Ryan the Rugged slip past their thrusting spears. Let Aaron “The Law” Lewis, the Master of Disaster and Izien the Terrible strike terror in their team tunnel. And let the Righteous Boot of the Aussie Assassin Brother Korsak pin the nonbelievers far and deep.

And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
 
Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Spartans of Michigan State. Our Knights return to East Lansing where in 2020 our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano returned to show Faux-Friar Tucker the TRUE meaning of CHOP. We attempt to recreate that magic as we continue our Quest to reach a Bowl… and we shall have no fear.


Let Langan the Brute splinter their defensive shields. Let Ryan the Rugged slip past their thrusting spears. Let Aaron “The Law” Lewis, the Master of Disaster and Izien the Terrible strike terror in their team tunnel. And let the Righteous Boot of the Aussie Assassin Brother Korsak pin the nonbelievers far and deep.

And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
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