Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Bison of Howard. A new season dawns upon us as our valiant Knights charge ahead, building on the triumph of last season’s remarkable victory over the Hurricanes. We return to the Ancient and Blessed Waters of the Raritan to face our first challenger, a Mighty Mid-Eastern Athletic Foe from the Swamps of DC. We embark on our Triumphant Quest for Glory… and we shall have no fear.
Let Monangai the Mighty pound the rock through their thundering herd. Let King Kaliakmanis play steadfast and true in his Scarlet Knight debut. Let Robert “The Anvil” Longerbeam and Aaron “The Law” Lewis skin their mighty pelts. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.
And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
Let Monangai the Mighty pound the rock through their thundering herd. Let King Kaliakmanis play steadfast and true in his Scarlet Knight debut. Let Robert “The Anvil” Longerbeam and Aaron “The Law” Lewis skin their mighty pelts. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.
And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
