Complete The Sentence (Iowa Fans Welcome To Play): "If Rutgers Wins Tomorrow, I Will ________"
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It won't be a pic. I'll post the link to the geocities-quality homepage of my cheap fajita joint.
You just asked the guy to post a pic of the sloppy Des Moines Mexican food he's liable to be drowning his sorrows into. Talk about kicking a guy when he's down ... before he's even down.
If we lose, I'm calling rara out on the jinx. And we're all coming over to stretch that underwear up around over your ears :mad:
If we lose, I'm calling rara out on the jinx. And we're all coming over to stretch that underwear up around over your ears :mad:
Is that real? That's not from Iowa.Wear one of these festive Mexican-themed hats:
Rutgers fan: "I will blame Hobbs"
Iowa fan: "I will blame Monsanto"
Iowa fan: "I will blame Monsanto"
I will do the centipede on the living room rug while my wife looks at me in disgust. Beer assisted of course.
I will be looking forward to the OSU game because, obviously, you never know.
Full disclosure: next Saturday I'll be attending the "Wide Open Bluegrass Festival" in Raleigh, accompanying Mrs. RUinPinehurst and about a dozen of her old UNC buds. What a hoot, eh? Better still, one of her old suitemates is married to an OSU grad. So I'll have a B1G brother to accompany me as I disappear from the shindig before kickoff to find a bar for the game.
So... a win versus Iowa would give me hope. And, hey, a guy needs something to look forward to when facing a long weekend with a bunch of Heels.
Full disclosure: next Saturday I'll be attending the "Wide Open Bluegrass Festival" in Raleigh, accompanying Mrs. RUinPinehurst and about a dozen of her old UNC buds. What a hoot, eh? Better still, one of her old suitemates is married to an OSU grad. So I'll have a B1G brother to accompany me as I disappear from the shindig before kickoff to find a bar for the game.
So... a win versus Iowa would give me hope. And, hey, a guy needs something to look forward to when facing a long weekend with a bunch of Heels.
"If Rutgers wins I will" -
Buy Hobbs a beer and see to it that he drinks more than a sip of foam. Prior to that though I will confiscate all cell phones within a 200 yard radius of the drinking location.
Buy Hobbs a beer and see to it that he drinks more than a sip of foam. Prior to that though I will confiscate all cell phones within a 200 yard radius of the drinking location.
That ditty has no connection to UI. Thankfully.
If Rutgers wins, I'll congratulate my hosts, then drive up to Cape Cod and try to forget about it.
Nuh uh. 4Real said he's disclosing my location if we win. So if we lose, you won't be able to find me and there will be no need to put underwear on.
Booze BEFORE the ceremony? Not good. I remember be LOCKED in a room,with ALL of the other Ushers,by the Bride's Father,so that we Didn't get to the Booze before the ceremony and screw it up.(many moons ago)
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...come for the inevitable rutgersal thread about the Bama of the North winning it all!!!![banana]:cool2:
Yes. And the wedding party was in charge of the bar. They had the dinner catered, but they bought all the kegs and handles and hired a few family friends on the cheap to overserve. They actually hired a charter bus for a shuttle to and from lodging for us traveling guests.
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