The Evolution of cuse football:
May 2000:
-We're the best in the East! Rutgers? Hah-joke! They'll never beat us again!
May 2004:
-We're still the best...Rutgers? They got lucky last year. They're never go to a bowl...
May 2008:
-These last 7 or so seasons are just a big fluke. This year everything goes back to its rightful place. Rutgers? Complete fluke...
May 2012:
-HAH! Told you!! Nevermind Rutgers has best us 6 of the last 9 and 3 of the last 4 in the dome; we're going to the ACC!!!! Rutgers will NEVER get into a power league!! The B1G? HAH! They'll NEVER take Rutgers!! Enjoy being stuck in the Big East, Rutgers!!
May 2016:
-No, see, we had a standing offer to join to the B1G since 1997, but we knew the ACC was going to invite us in 2011 because our AD asked our coaches what conference they wanted to go to and they all said the ACC. See, I know this because our coach told my cousin this because they're friends away from the microphone. The B1G is going to kick Rutgers out in 2023.
...I love that they devolved from laughing at us in 1998 to talking about how they gained more yards than us in garbage time, so they actually should have beaten us in 2012, and now hoping that the B1G kicks us out in 2023...