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If this board had a theme song, what would it be

If you want the morose, self-loathing, droning state of perpetual whining and disappointment that is this board, there's only one band and song: "Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want," by the Smiths.

I do like this choice but my suggestion is Modest Mouse's "Missed the Boat" which I think works on a few levels.

 
I do like this choice but my suggestion is Modest Mouse's "Missed the Boat" which I think works on a few levels.


Great choice. Love that band and that song - just saw MM a couple of weeks ago in New Haven and they haven't lost a step - great show, playing stuff from their whole catalogue.
 
Runaway train never going back
Wrong way on a one way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow I'm neither here nor there

Can you help me remember how to smile
Make it somehow all seem worthwhile
How on earth did I get so jaded
Life's mystery seems so faded
 
Being so many are acting like little girls, the theme song from "The Facts of Life"


You take the good, you take the bad,
you take them both and there you have
The facts of life, the facts of life.

There's a time you got to go and show
You're growin' now you know about
The facts of life, the facts of life.

When the world never seems
to be livin up to your dreams
And suddenly you're finding out
the facts of life are all about you, you.
 
This is the song I was listening prior to tosu game. Never thought it would apply to our next 3 games...

The Impossible Dream by Luther Vandross

To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear the unbearable sorrow...

 
In honor of everyone who knows for certain why Rettig should be playing instead of Laviano

"CRYIN LIKE A BITCH" - Godsmack

Strut on by like a king
Telling everybody they know nothing,
And long live what you thought you were,
And time ain't on your side anymore (anymore)

And you can run
Your little mouth all day,
But the hand of god
Just smacked you back into yesterday


 
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Suicide is painless. (Theme song from MASH)

Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...
[REFRAIN]:
that suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and...
[REFRAIN]
The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.
[REFRAIN]
The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
and to another give my seat
for that's the only painless feat.
[REFRAIN]
The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...
[REFRAIN]
A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
is it to be or not to be
and I replied 'oh why ask me?'
[REFRAIN]
'Cause suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
...and you can do the same thing if you please.
 

In the context of this thread I'm still trying to figure out who the clown is, but I'm leaning toward it being me.
 
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"Stuck In The Middle With You" by Stealers Wheel is perfect:

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please, please

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you


Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please, please

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you,
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
Stuck in the middle with you, here I am stuck in the middle with you
 
A few people might remember that Dennis Leary made a song called "The Asshole" about 20 years ago. Basically he was talking aobut how he enjoys being an asshole, and the last line was "I'm an asshole, and I'm proud of it."

I think that represents the group pretty well.
 
HUGE fan of Jim Carroll Band.
Great band. The day he died, I went to see Airborne Toxic Event at Webster Hall in NYC and it turns out the lead singer was friends with Jim Carroll and they did an amazing cover of "People Who Died" as their first encore - he said they used to do that as a regular cover before they were "successful" so they really nailed it. Pretty emotional moment for a rock and roll show.
 
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