Mr. and Mrs. Screw first encounter?

[ruready4somefootball]

 

[RU4Real]

The reality is considerably more salacious.

 

[mildone]

The reality is considerably more salacious.

Ooh, nice word. Say it again.

 

[WhiteBus]

The picture is wrong. She was wearing the Knight outfit!!

 

[Southern Gentleman]

The outfit the Knight is wearing would give undue credit to Mr. Screw, and the picture of the woman is not nearly as nice as the actual picture of Mrs. Screw.

 

[WhiteBus]

The outfit the Knight is wearing would give undue credit to Mr. Screw, and the picture of the woman is not nearly as nice as the actual picture of Mrs. Screw.

But you have to admit that Mr is better looking if his face was covered with a Knight head. Just saying.[winking]
As would be many of us.

 

[RutgersRaRa]

1:57 of this video is the first time the Mr. made a move that was marginally received by the future Mrs., and it is beautiful. Also, maybe weird, but it was at the Melody so it is good.

 

[RU4Real]

The outfit the Knight is wearing would give undue credit to Mr. Screw, and the picture of the woman is not nearly as nice as the actual picture of Mrs. Screw.

Yeah, but the chick in the picture... she looks like she would do stuff.

Really naughty stuff.

 

[RUScrew85]

The outfit the Knight is wearing would give undue credit to Mr. Screw, and the picture of the woman is not nearly as nice as the actual picture of Mrs. Screw.

LOL ouch. You guys can't find a pretty enough fake pic of MrsScrew. Think J-LO but meaner and a little better looking.

 

[MrsScrew]

This is pretty hysterical.

@WhiteBus actually he did wear the suit when I met him....I didn't even know what a Rutgers was back then....actually 13 years ago this coming Sunday.

@RutgersRaRa LOVE that song!

@Southern Gentleman thank you my friend

@RU4Real :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

 

[RUScrew85]

Yeah, but the chick in the picture... she looks like she would do stuff.

Really naughty stuff.

Oh my.

 

[RUScrew85]

UNSUBSCRIBE

 

[RutgersRaRa]

The outfit the Knight is wearing would give undue credit to Mr. Screw, and the picture of the woman is not nearly as nice as the actual picture of Mrs. Screw.

The outfit is Mr. Screw's commitment to celibacy and birth control prior to marriage. Gotta admire his realization that he was a chick magnet, and had to take extreme measures to keep the Mrs. off of him.

 

[jellyman]

The outfit is Mr. Screw's commitment to celibacy and birth control prior to marriage. Gotta admire his realization that he was a chick magnet, and had to take extreme measures to keep the Mrs. off of him.

Reminds me of the song "The Knight in Rusty Armor." The last line ends something like this (after describing the Knight getting married): "... every suit of armor ever made has a kink, chain mail pants with a missing link ..." Link to song: .

 

[ruready4somefootball]

The outfit is Mr. Screw's commitment to celibacy and birth control prior to marriage. Gotta admire his realization that he was a chick magnet, and had to take extreme measures to keep the Mrs. off of him.

LOL, I must have missed this post,and it's a classic for sure.

 

[huskersalways]

Who else wasn't aware that Mr. Screw could read? Perhaps he is just trying to impress the future Mrs.

 

[RutgersRaRa]

Who else wasn't aware that Mr. Screw could read? Perhaps he is just trying to impress the future Mrs.

Some people read left to right, others right to left, the Mr. reads top to bottom.

 

[Ole Cabbagehead]

1:57 of this video is the first time the Mr. made a move that was marginally received by the future Mrs., and it is beautiful. Also, maybe weird, but it was at the Melody so it is good.

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I like the fact that throughout that video, beginning at 1:20, they are eating pretzel sticks and singing.

 

[Plum Street]

Which is mr. And which is Mrs. ?

 

[RUScrew85]

What the heck is this doing back on the first page?

Oh and I do read. As long as I don't get a blister on my finger tracing the words. Once I get a blister I have to stop. Then I go color.

 

[RutgersRaRa]

What the heck is this doing back on the first page?

Oh and I do read. As long as I don't get a blister on my finger tracing the words. Once I get a blister I have to stop. Then I go color.

You keep your hands off of my words, Mr.

 

[RUScrew85]

You keep your hands off of my words, Mr.

The screen on my laptop is getting smeared.

 

[RutgersRaRa]

The screen on my laptop is getting smeared.

Get it off your lap.