OFFICIAL 2023 Penn State Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

What the heck happened?
Oh no, do we suck again?
Doubt it, beat Penn State!!

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

They say Gavin runs

Better than Evan Simon

Gavin doesn’t run

 

[BeantownKnight]

They say Gavin runs

Better than Evan Simon

Gavin doesn’t run

You're wrong. Gavin falls.
A few yards short. Not forward.
Why does he start? Hmm...

 

[Knight Shift]

Sheppard thwarts lions
Will tend the Knights victory
Lions die hungry

 

[wicker]

Shit has gotten real.
Lead OSU but lose two
So is there progress?

 

[Knight Shift]

Lead only matters
At the end of fourth quarter
Everything else sucks

 

[RutHut]

We are not there.....yet
We won't be there this weekend
But where will we be?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Nittany Lions
Value football not children
Just despicable

 

[RUforester72]

We can recover
From an ugly away game.
Not Happy Valley?

 

[RUforester72]

Nittany Lions
Most despicable of teams
Deserve upset loss!

 

[Knight Shift]

We are not there.....yet
We won't be there this weekend
But where will we be?

Will never go THERE
But the team will go and win
Will be home,cheering

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

It's Penn State Season
Goal, again, is 1 and O
chop and chop and chop

 

[DJ Spanky]

So this past weekend
Cheaters beat the molesters
Do 2 in a row.

 

[Knight Shift]

They White Out games
Sandusky played white out games
And Joe knew it too

 

[MrsScrew]

F*ck penn state F*uck penn
State F*ck penn state F*ck penn state
Oy, yea, F*ck penn state

 

[Knight Shift]

Offensive game plan?
RPO or just RO?
Run away with win?

 

[Knight Shift]

If you go to game
Watch out for your cornhole, bud
Advice from Lawrence