OFFICIAL - 2024 Wisconsin Badgers Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Wisconsin Badgers
Fans at R house are the worst
Send them home crying

 

[RUforester72]

Do not badger me
I am ill from too much corn
Some cheese is the cure.

 

[Knight Shift]

Do not badger me
I am ill from too much corn
Some cheese is the cure.

No corn on menu
In Lincoln -Runzas are big
Looked gross-did not eat

Still dream of cheese curds
From the trip to Madison
Laced with fentanyl?