OFFICIAL MICHIGAN HAIKU THREAD

[Knight Shift]

Forget Wisconsin
Forget Ohio State too
Same for Michigan?

 

[herdof3]

Zero points two games.
Laviano starts again
Cannot take any more

 

[AreYouNUTS]

Red O can not score
Blue D doesn't give up points
Time to start drinking

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Big loss behind us
Big House on the horizon
Big trouble ahead

 

[RUaMoose]

Another blowout
More nails in Flood's coufin
Catch up on yard work

 

[RUaMoose]

Harbaugh versus Flood
Biggest mismatch in R time?
Gonna be ugly

 

[devoted2ru]

Wolverines will growl
Maize and blue roll without stop
Knights fold once again

 

[Ruthinking]

How can I muster
The strength to accept this loss
depressing football

 

[Rutgers Man 22]

Hayden Rettig now
We want Hayden Rettig now
Give us Hayden now

 

[Knight Shift]

Can we just skip to
Nebraska Huskers, Army
and Maryland please?

 

[Ruthinking]

Hard to stay upbeat
when we run on third and five
Depressing football

Michigan next week
Hard to believe we can win
Depressing football

Our best running back
Doesn't get enough carries
Depressing football

We're 0 and 1
Last week, this week, and next week?
Depressing football

The best quarterback
Doesn't play till it's too late
Depressing football

The game wasn't close
Wisconsin, Ohio State
Michigan up next

The field position
Of each and every drive
Makes it hard to win

I'm still glad we're BIG
We could be in A A C
Thank god we're still BIG

If we have five wins
And end up with a bowl bid
Not sure that I'll go.

 

[Knight Shift]

Blue-21 Points
Scarlet Knights in the Big House
I say bet the farm!!!!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Such sickening fans
Please go root for someone else
Pro sports attitude.

 

[Ruthinking]

Feeling much better
I think we're gonna make it
Had a good nights sleep

 

[Ruthinking]

Why is it called maise?
When clearly it's yellow.
Make them black and blue.

 

[Knight Shift]

You call it corn, we
call it Maize-watch Mazola
TV commercial.

 

[Knight Shift]

Maize chowder is good
Chopped by the Scarlet Knight's sword
Leave husks on the field.

 

[iReC89]

Rutgers wears malaise
Needs an old Irish blessing
Better days will come

 

[CuredbywinningRU]

Get what you pay for
Sadly, not what you wish for
No money, poor coach

 

[DJ Spanky]

On this dismal board
Dreadful fans spew their venom
Dragging us with them

 

[Knight Shift]

Back to back blowouts
Tend to make fans feel dismal
There is always hope

 

[Knight Shift]

Hope and change next year?
Post diluvial visions?
Or drowning in sorrow?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!
Wolverine carcass to grill
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!

 

[Knight Shift]

Vegetarians
Prefer maize to wolverine
Chop them both to pieces

 

[stuw6]

Rettig made mistake.
Should have bought Flood insurance.
Like Laviano.

 

[stuw6]

bump

 

[DJ Spanky]

Time for us to fly
This board has become rancid
Find a better place

 

[DJ Spanky]

Cooking wolverine
Stewed, kabobs, deep fried or grilled
So what's your pleasure?

 

[Knight Shift]

A better place now
Is a bed of nails, or a
Beth Mowins lecture.

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Laviano fails
Don't let kids eat old candy
Fire Kyle Flood

 

[srru86]

Going to Big House
And we don't mean Rahway State
It's not Avenel

 

[Knight Shift]

Make Big House R House
Grant runs wild, Turay blocks kick
Maize and blue leave sad.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Unhappy fanbase
Too many want us to lose
Just shaking my head.

 

[RUaMoose]

Sad state of affairs
Do you know what time game starts ?
What bloody channel ?

 

[SanFranRutgers]

SFO at 9.
Ann Arbor by 4:30.
Rutgers wins by 6.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Everybody wants
Instant gratification
Hosers need a life!

 

[zappaa]

Moderator hates fanbase
Say we are losers and need life
Fans we are not

 

[Hamilton's Cannon]

Blue maize not tasty
My stomach feels sick again
Feast on corn next week

 

[DJ Spanky]

Moderator hates fanbase
Say we are losers and need life
Fans we are not

Haiku not for you
Way too many syllables
All in the wrong place.

Five syllables here
And seven syllables here
Last another five.

Me no hate fanbase
Me tired of constant bitching
Nonstop night and day

Let's beat Michigan
Defeat them in the Big House
Taste their bitter tears.

 

[straighttalkexpress]

Flood, Flood, Flood, Flood, Flood
Harbaugh, Harbaugh, Harbaugh, Flood!
Flood, Flood, Flood, Flood, Flood