OFFICIAL Sparty Haiku Thread

Knight Shift · Nov 6, 2022

With eight suspensions.
Should help RU coast to win
Just ask Illinois

RutgersMO · Nov 6, 2022

Knight Shift said:
With eight suspensions.
Should help RU coast to win
Just ask Illinois

RU coined da Chop
Stolen slogans Sparty’s Drop
Mother Tucker Stop

Mo

MrsScrew · Nov 6, 2022

We own the CHOP. Period.
It's time we own MSU
Just go kick some butt

wicker · Nov 7, 2022

The whims of Wimsatt
Baffle Michigan Aggies
In stirring upset

RUforester72 · Nov 7, 2022

Green Sparty lurking.
Gavin sharpens his eyeballs.
We win by seven.

Knight Shift · Nov 7, 2022

Mel borrows the chop
He's a cheap imitator
Take him to wood shed

Knight Shift · Nov 7, 2022

Stay out of tunnel
Carry an extra helmet
No skipping allowed!

Knight Shift · Nov 11, 2022

Divorce and PI
Watermelon guy dying
Remember football?

RuBird · Nov 11, 2022

4 DTs on line
Lots of East and West running
Rutgers gets road win

MrsScrew · Nov 11, 2022

8 players still out
That gives us an advantage
Let's get this road win!

iReC89 · Nov 11, 2022

low expectations
home team not getting much love
this could be a game