OFFICIAL Wisconsin Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Wildcats rolled Badgers
Transitive theory, we win
If Hornibrook's out

 

[Knight Shift]

Chase Wolf, R. Wildgoose
Is this a football roster
Or Animal Farm?

 

[RUforester72]

Badgers lurking now
Scarlet Knights getting better
But is it enough?

 

[Knight Shift]

Like the meme-Cant' wait!
Jump around in their end zone
The Hunt for Badgers.

 

[RuBird]

Have not missed one yet
Wisconsin home of cheese curds
Let’s spoil the turds

 

[RuBird]

Will we score more points
Next weekend “On Wisconsin”
Then during bye week

 

[Doctor Worm]

Oh we got Trouble
Right here in the Hub City
T, rhymes with C, Chris!

 

[Knight Shift]

If Hornibrook's out
Will either offense score points?
Safety for the win?

 

[RutgersRockies]

Negative Nellies
Time for positive thinking
It's still a fun game

 

[Ruthinking]

The pressure is off
The team now plays for pride
We are the spoiler

Badgers lose at home
To the king of the losers
Dream a little dream

 

[Knight Shift]

Need a band-The Who?
I can't explain R Offense
Nor can McNulty

Exodus is here
From the stands-but have no fear
RU will end strong

 

[Mr_Twister]

Prediction ... Salem, NJ’s Jonathan Taylor gets his “game” back on track and makes a postgame comment about “repping NJ”.

 

[RutHut]

Planets are aligned
The pieces fall into place
Scarlet knights fans shocked

Only worst homer
Would pick this team for a win
I am who I am

 

[wicker]

Wisconsin Badgers
In must win situation
Welcome Scarlet Knights

 

[Doctor Worm]

My soul is darkness
Creative spirit emptied
Cannot write Haiku

 

[Ruthinking]

Need a band-The Who?
I can't explain R Offense
Nor can McNulty

Exodus is here
From the stands-but have no fear
RU will end strong

My Generation
Longs for a winning season
Should we Squeeze the box

Who the F R we
We won’t get fooled again...Not
Need football wizard

 

[Knight Shift]

My Generation
Longs for a winning season
Should we Squeeze the box

Who the F R we
We won’t get fooled again...Not
Need football wizard

Next four RU Games
Just another tricky day
No social crisis

Chris Ash-a bargain
Any price for Schiano?
One and done make won?

 

[DJ Spanky]

No motivation
To even compose Haikus
For Wisconsin game.

 

[RutgersRockies]

No motivation
To even compose Haikus
For Wisconsin game.

What do you call this?
A happy coincidence?
Pretty sneaky, sis!

 

[Knight Shift]

No motivation
To even compose Haikus
For Wisconsin game.

Hey DJ Spanky
Try being like Happy Jack
Jacks always happy.

 

[RUScrew85]

We gonna get mauled
If we manage to compete
It just saves the coach.

 

[RutgersMO]

Wildcats rolled Badgers
Transitive theory, we win
If Hornibrook's out

Rutgers can not win
And Wisconsin can not lose
Bring back the tie... yuuch!

MO

 

[RutgersMO]

My Generation
Longs for a winning season
Should we Squeeze the box

Who the F R we
We won’t get fooled again...Not
Need football wizard

Parting on the Left
Is Now Parting on the Right
I can see for Miles And....

MO

 

[RutgersMO]

Home is in my Head
I have dug my own Graves end
Rutgers lost in space

MO

 

[RutgersRockies]

Hey DJ Spanky
Try being like Happy Jack
Jacks always happy.

I can see for miles
No magic in Ash's eyes
Now there's no surprise

 

[Knight Shift]

Out on High Point field
Ash don't need be forgiven
Fans' time is wasted

 

[Knight Shift]

Boris the Badger?
Maybe he's as scared as us?
Creepy-Halloween

 

[jmg75]

This Eminence Front
Hey, Patrick can you hear me?
Don't get fooled again

Think It's a Put On
Say We're Not Gonna Take It
This Song Is Over

 

[jmg75]

from Behind Blue Eyes
where No One Knows What It's Like
we just Can't Explain

 

[jmg75]

The Kids Are Alright?
I think we neeed some Rough Boys
or Song Is Over

 

[RUinSD]

Rutgers is just bad
Can never get anything right....
Not even murder

 

[Knight Shift]

Flood had a clip board
Like a slip kid, let things slip
Ash too-a hard world

 

[RutgersRockies]

Calling it right now
Wisky on upset alert
Cheese clogging their veins

Rutgers gets a break
Camp Randall faithful quiet
As RU shocks them

Pacheco breaks through
McNulty figures it out
Offense scores many

Like in the Who song
Can you see the real me here?
I'm crazy, help me!

 

[Knight Shift]

Just like yesterday
Get on my knees and pray-we
Don't get rolled again

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Madison Commies
Know how to have a hot time
Just jumping around

 

[RutgersRockies]

Madison Commies
Know how to have a hot time
Just jumping around

Commies aren't cool
We will roll over those Reds
Scarlet men will fight

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Just like yesterday
Get on my knees and pray-we
Don't get rolled again

Hmmm.. you can use that all season

 

[Knight Shift]

Hmmm.. you can use that all season

Dizzy in the head
I'm feeling bad-Can't Explain
I think it's game day.

 

[RUforester72]

The dark of the Knight
stings my eyes and hurts my head.
Should I even watch?

 

[RutgersRockies]

Hmmm.. you can use that all season

Is that a haiku?
I'm not so good at counting
So I could be wrong