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OFFICIAL Wisconsin Haiku Thread

So who wins among
These longtime border rivals?
Tough life in Jersey.

So move to P-A
Whose team can beat Wisconsin.
For a better life
 
Big and strong linemen
just don't concern the Scarlet Knights.
Dagger to their chest.

Wisconsin plays tough
Rutgers finds the way to win.
Jump around in shock!
 
Stop badgering me!
Wisconsin gets Badger Slapped
Impaled on Knight's Lance.
 
Tailgate Saturday!
I've been stuck in Virginia
For the last 3 weeks.

Driving up Friday
Just for the game and tailgate
Then back on Sunday.

So Let's Go RU!
Kick some Badger patootie.
And let them slink home.
 
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