OFFICIAL Wisconsin Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Wisky is liquor
Not a Big Ten football team
We beat them in hoops.

 

[Knight Shift]

DJ Spanky here
Is the Wisconsin Haiku
Thread. Time to Haiku.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Glad to see this thread
Started at the proper time.
Now let's all haiku!

 

[PiscatawayMike]

The Badgers kick off
Grant scampers for a touchdown
Camp Randall silenced

 

[DJ Spanky]

Scarlet Knights charger
Tramples Badgers on the field
No jumping for them.

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Hayden Rettig Starts,
No hot time in the old town,
Rutgers Surprises

 

[Knight Shift]

Carlin says sorry,
Scarlet Nation picks new coach
Nothing to see here.

 

[srru86]

Badgers we don't need
No Stinking Badgers Now Cheese
Curds fried get me some

 

[Knight Shift]

Badgers we don't need
No Stinking Badgers Now Cheese
Curds fried get me some

Best Haiku Award
Winner is S R R U
That was a classic!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Our team shall avoid
What Wisconsin is known for
We won't cut the cheese.

 

[CuredbywinningRU]

The stinking badgers
Hailku beat me to the punch
Very well played, sir

 

[Mike from MD]

My son is a Badger
I pay his tuition
Happily he graduates in 2016

 

[LadyRU09]

Badgers Badgers Ba-
-dgers Badgers Mushroom Mushroom
Snake! Oh, it's a snake!

 

[Scarlet Jerry]

Wisconsin has cheese
New Jersey has tomatoes
Together: Pizza!

 

[straighttalkexpress]

An old silent pond...
A frog jumps into the pond,
splash! Silence again.

 

[Knight Shift]

Loser mentality
Permeates Scarlet Nation
Cut it the f*ck loose.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!
Badger blood makes the grass grow.
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!

 

[Knight Shift]

Movie Haiku Thread
Full Metal Jacket Come On
In For the Big Win

 

[ScarletDave]

Martin runs for five
Touchdowns three hundred yards in
Rainy Madion

 

[hawkssox1]

If you are looking for a dive bar with cheap booze and food try the Red Shed Tavern,Paradise Loung or Up North Bar.Thank me later.

 

[RUDutch]

Hawkssox knows his bars
But he doesn't know Haiku
Paradise awaits

 

[Knight Shift]

Hawkssox knows his bars
But he doesn't know Haiku
Paradise awaits

As Blutarsky said,
My advice to you- to start
drinking heavily.

For the Rutgers fans,
This may be very solid
Advice--if you drink.

 

[RUDutch]

Whisky a Go Go
Is not found in Madison
Go to Up North Bar

 

[RUDutch]

July 28
Gun pulled at Red Shed Tavern
Drink at your own risk.

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

July 28
Gun pulled at Red Shed Tavern
Drink at your own risk.

Gun Pulled, no one shot
Don't get panties in a bunch
-signed, Red Shed Tavern

 

[DJ Spanky]

Gut 'em and boil 'em
Badger soup on the menu
At Saturday's game.

 

[RUDutch]

Stab on College Ave
Gun pulled at Red Shed Tavern
And I don't wear panties.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Weather's on our side
Wet and cold in Madison
Start the Badger cull!

 

[RUDutch]

Coach Flood gets advice
For free on Scarletnation
But does he take it?