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OT: Gross things you've done without realizing it

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Really OT, bored on a Friday.

This week I was pretty sick, bedridden with flu like symptoms. I got a Z-pak from my doctor and now on the rebound.

At one point during my peak of pain, I was taking a dump, and sneezed so hard my back hurt. Anyway, I used Toilet paper to blow my nose, then folded it and wiped my ass with the same piece

I'm disgusted with myself, just curious if others had feelings of regret or disgust with acts like these
 
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One time I wasn't paying attention, checking my smartphone that I caught myself watching a Penn State vs Syracuse football game. I quickly changed the channel in horror.
 
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Scarlet_Scourge said:
One time I wasn't paying attention, checking my smartphone that I caught myself watching a Penn State vs Syracuse football game. I quickly changed the channel in horror.
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That must have been terrible
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mikershoein said:
At one point during my peak of pain, I was taking a dump, and sneezed so hard my back hurt. Anyway, I used Toilet paper to blow my nose, then folded it and wiped my ass with the same piece

I'm disgusted with myself, just curious if others had feelings of regret or disgust with acts like these
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I'm confused. Are you disgusted with yourself because you hurt your back sneezing?
 
This thread does remind me of an important life lesson.

In every house, no matter how large and extravagant, there MUST be at least one bathroom where the toilet and the sink are right next to each other.
 
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I found a ball of wax the size of a pea sitting in my ear the other week. At some point it just decided it was time to come out and laid in the outer portion of my ear. Oddly enough I am very anal when it comes to cleaning my ears, no Q tips, just lots of hot water irrigating while showering.
 
RBS05 said:
I'm confused. Are you disgusted with yourself because you hurt your back sneezing?
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Started my spring "workout" regimen the other day. I've got a knot below my left shoulder so bi that, for 2 days now, it's hitting a nerve every single time I cough or sneeze and, of course, the last 2 days have been absolutely brutal allergy-wise! FML!
 
ScarletSince86 said:
I had my baby son throw up in my mouth.
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That's not exactly something that YOU did, but I'm totally with you in spirit. When my oldest daughter was about a year old I was holding her one morning because she started crying when I was changing her. She simultaneously shit and threw up on me.

It was early on a Sunday morning. I was wearing nothing but a bathrobe. I didn't even blink - just shrugged the robe off, turned the shower on and stepped into it, still holding her.

Hard core.
 
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Okay not me, but my cousin, and it happened at my 1st off-campus house at RU:

impromptu rugby post-practice "social," summer '92, and my cousin Mike is on his 5th funnel of the night. Mind you, if you don't finish the funnel, you gotta "shoot the boot," and if you don't finish the boot, well, you gotta do an "anal boot." Yup, that's right, mouth at the bottom, beer poured from the top, pray to God the person whose ass your mouth was below didn't eat a fat sandwich, or 3, the night before. Anyway, my cousin, fearing either the boot or the ass, completes funnel #5, proceeds to start gagging, pukes right back into the funnel while properly holding it so nothing runs out, and then re-drinks his thrown-up funnel. This can actually be confirmed by at least 2 others posters on these boards. Good stuff!

Me? Yeah I'm not drunk enough tonight to respond to this question.
 
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AreYouNUTS said:
Okay not me, but my cousin, and it happened at my 1st off-campus house at RU:

impromptu rugby post-practice "social," summer '92, and my cousin Mike is on his 5th funnel of the night. Mind you, if you don't finish the funnel, you gotta "shoot the boot," and if you don't finish the boot, well, you gotta do an "anal boot." Yup, that's right, mouth at the bottom, beer poured from the top, pray to God the person who's ass your mouth was below didn't eat a fat sandwich, or 3, the night before. Anyway, my cousin, fearing either the boot or the ass, completes funnel #5, proceeds to start gagging, gags right back into the funnel while properly holding it so nothing runs out, and then re-drinks his thrown-up funnel. This can actually be confirmed by at least 2 others posters on these boards. Good stuff!

Me? Yeah I'm not drunk enough tonight to respond to this question.
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Yeah, okay, that's just gay.

Sorry, bro... you're on your own.
 
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RU4Real said:
Yeah, okay, that's just gay.

Sorry, bro... you're on your own.
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Oh I don't disagree and thankfully, as I didn't actually play so was only at a few parties, never had to get to that level of the "ritual." Awful!
 
Went to a business meeting when I worked for Fannie Mae. I was having an allergy attack. So just before I enter the World Trade Center I cleared my nose by using the Polish hanky. Finger on one side, blow out the other. The meeting was at Cantor Fitzgerald with other big suits from the Dime Savings Bank and Bear Stearns. This was a huge meeting that changed the face of securitizing adjustable rate mortgages. Tons of questions, in months that meeting change the industry. However when I got to my car. I took off my suit jacket to hang it up for the ride back to my office I realized that when I blew my nose I didn't clear my shoulder. Snot all over it.
The only way to recover is to admit it next time you see these people next time.
 
WhiteBus said:
Went to a business meeting when I worked for Fannie Mae. I was having an allergy attack. So just before I enter the World Trade Center I cleared my nose by using the Polish hanky. Finger on one side, blow out the other. The meeting was at Cantor Fitzgerald with other big suits from the Dime Savings Bank and Bear Stearns. This was a huge meeting that changed the face of securitizing adjustable rate mortgages. Tons of questions, in months that meeting change the industry. However when I got to my car. I took off my suit jacket to hang it up for the ride back to my office I realized that when I blew my nose I didn't clear my shoulder. Snot all over it.
The only way to recover is to admit it next time you see these people next time.
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When I was with the NFL I was asked to interview a candidate. I was busy, it was lunchtime, so I suggested we do it over a meal at Connolly's.

The candidate was an attractive, well-endowed 28 year old woman. She removed her coat, sat down and her blouse was unbuttoned to below her chest.

I hired her.

Then, later, I told her why.

The League wasn't real concerned with stuff like sexual harassment.
 
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RU4Real said:
When I was with the NFL I was asked to interview a candidate. I was busy, it was lunchtime, so I suggested we do it over a meal at Connolly's.

The candidate was an attractive, well-endowed 28 year old woman. She removed her coat, sat down and her blouse was unbuttoned to below her chest.

I hired her.

Then, later, I told her why.

The League wasn't real concerned with stuff like sexual harassment.
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Pictures???
 
My older brother, like most men, is fascinated with his own farts. He was in the shower, and use to cup his ass to hear the fart bubble in the water, but instead he actually dropped a brown nugget in his palm. He heaved it to the toilet
 
One night my infant son was up, so I took my turn and went to rock him back too sleep, it was the summer and I had no shirt on.

I started to fall asleep only to wake up screaming in agony because he thought I was there to feed him, and bit down on my man boob- f-ckin Jonny, little alligator
 
I played for Old Queens softball team for a few years. I broke the tip of my ring finger on a bad throw to first. Right hand was in a splint for a few weeks and realized how difficult it was to wipe your ass with you other hand. So every morning it was toilet, shower. But I still had to throw away a few dozen pair of Fruit of the Looms.
 
WhiteBus said:
If you had pictures that may have raised the sexual harassment issue :)
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Nope. Not even close.

During the Tagliabue years there was literally no way to keep track of who was bangin' who in that office. We tried Excel, once... nobody had the time. Because........
 
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WhiteBus said:
Went to a business meeting when I worked for Fannie Mae. I was having an allergy attack. So just before I enter the World Trade Center I cleared my nose by using the Polish hanky. Finger on one side, blow out the other. .
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It's amazing how much women hate this act!
 
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