OT: Gross things you've done without realizing it

[AreYouNUTS]

I don't understand it either. Maybe they don't like cleaning the living room rug all the time. [banana]

Unfortunately the "you learn it as a kid playing sports" reason doesn't cut the mustard (even if they played sports...), either, it's just infuriates them further I've found.

 

[RUScrew85]

It's amazing how much women hate this act!

AKA Snot Rocket.

 

[NickKnight 1]

When I was with the NFL I was asked to interview a candidate. I was busy, it was lunchtime, so I suggested we do it over a meal at Connolly's.

The candidate was an attractive, well-endowed 28 year old woman. She removed her coat, sat down and her blouse was unbuttoned to below her chest.

I hired her.

Then, later, I told her why.

The League wasn't real concerned with stuff like sexual harassment.

 

[Rutgers 2004]

gross thing i did without realizing it? i have 2:

attended every home game of the flood era

attended the FHJ home opener

i feel dirtier than the guy who smells his own feces

 

[NickKnight 1]

When I was with the NFL I was asked to interview a candidate. I was busy, it was lunchtime, so I suggested we do it over a meal at Connolly's.

The candidate was an attractive, well-endowed 28 year old woman. She removed her coat, sat down and her blouse was unbuttoned to below her chest.

I hired her.

"Then, later, I told her why.

The League wasn't real concerned with stuff like sexual harassment.

"Then, later I told her why. " She knew why. You think they unbuttoned themselves?
What was the gross part?

 

[newell138]

When I was with the NFL I was asked to interview a candidate. I was busy, it was lunchtime, so I suggested we do it over a meal at Connolly's.

The candidate was an attractive, well-endowed 28 year old woman. She removed her coat, sat down and her blouse was unbuttoned to below her chest.

I hired her.

Then, later, I told her why.

The League wasn't real concerned with stuff like sexual harassment.

ahhh, the good old days!

 

[rutger80]

Wanted to add a particularly gross thing. Sort of involuntary, but once I had some internal gas, so I thought I would let out a fart......instead, it was basically liquid that came out. Ugh.

 

[C0bra Kai]

Put Exlax in this douchebag's hot cocoa on a camping trip for boyscouts back in middle school. He shit his pants on a hike.... it was hilarious.

I guess that doesn't qualify as something I "didn't realize", but I thought I'd share it anyways!

 

[FELONIOUSMONK]

There just isn't enough time in the day to respond to this.But what the OP did was impressive and strong.

 

[miketd1]

Not me, but one of the nastiest things I've witnessed:

Frat party at some party hall in upstate NY. One of the sinks in the men's bathroom was clogged with vomit and overflowing with water.

My buddy was drunk and in his stupor puked in that sink then proceeded to rinse his mouth and wash his face with whatever had accumulated in it.

I was sober as a stone and wanted to puke right next to him when I saw it.

We never let him live that down and it continues to be a party favorite when trading stories.