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OT: Top 5 worst movies you actually saw in a theater

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I just didn't get it. Might be because my GF and I don't drink. We luck out, though, and didn't have to walk out . There was a fire or bomb scare and we had to evacuate and got free tix (for a different movie, of course).
Deep Throat.
Drive-in with 2 screens on opposite sides of the field. We turned the car around to watch the other movie.
Borat.
The movie we wanted to see was sold out. Then my 12 year old daughter's friends says " I heard Borat is funny"!
Not good.
4 and 5? I'll need some more time.

I miss drive ins. The last movie I saw in a drive in was Back to School at the Ocean (?) Drive In
 
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Funny that some of the movies on other people's list would be on my list of favorites. Those would include:

Starship Troopers (You gotta go with the camp.)

A River Runs Through It (A case where the book is really better. Met the guy who wrote it.)

Joe vs the Volcano (Again, gotta go with the camp. Some great lines.)

Ishtar (This gets a bad rep I think. Warren Beatty as the nerd and Dustin Hoffman as the cool guy was great. A lot of good lines in this movie.)

The Greatest Showman (A couple of great songs.)

Howard the Duck (Stupid movie, but I love Lea Thompson.)

Earth Girls Are Easy (This is a great movie. Bunch of stars and really funny.)



Movies I hate:

Meet the Parents
Birdman (Not Birdman of Alcatraz. I liked that one.)
Chinatown
Ordinary People
Lost in Translation
Silver Linings Playbook
La La Land
Solaris

(I particularly disliked these movies because they were supposed to be good. I dislike movies like Borat and Meet the Fockers, but to me, those are easy to dislike.)
 
One movie which was so bad it was hilarious, another manager and I gave our teams the afternoon off on the Friday it opened to go see it (and, yes, we expensed it), was Mars Attacks!
I always got the sense Mars Attacks was intended to be a campy B movie. (Mission accomplished.)

But I will say anything else from Tim Burton is usually pretentious trash. Case in point his Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake. Why anyone would even try to remake that classic is beyond me.
 
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There are many, many bad movies which I refused to waste money on in a movie theater. But for those I did see, I've got 3 so far:

Coming At Ya! - a 3D western which was truly god awful
Ishtar - over hyped, it had Warren Beatty and Dustin Hoffman, god what a turkey
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring - caveat: I'm a huge Tolkien fan. Hated the movie, the fact they changed the story line, cut out huge parts, added in new stuff and introduced standard fantasy clichés. Refused to see any of the other movies. On that note, how could you take a single story, the Hobbit, and make 3 moves out of it?

One movie which was so bad it was hilarious, another manager and I gave our teams the afternoon off on the Friday it opened to go see it (and, yes, we expensed it), was Mars Attacks!
Agree that LOR movies were disappointing from stand point of keeping faithful to books. Biggest complaint was making dwarfs clownish in some of the scenes. Also hate adding characters and plot lines that did not exist in the books. That being said, they weren’t terrible but could have been much better. I usually find a movie doesn’t do justice to a book.
 
I always got the sense Mars Attacks was intended to be a campy B movie. (Mission accomplished.)

But I will say anything else from Tim Burton is usually pretentious trash. Case in point his Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake. Why anyone would even try to remake that classic is beyond me.

ya it was supposed to be funny, not some serious alien movie.
 

Conspiracy theory
Day after tomorrow
Star Trek the motion picture
Star Treks 5 & 6
Star Wars 1 - 3
 
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Love Story. A real tearjerker for me: first time I paid $3 for a movie ticket.
 
But I will say anything else from Tim Burton is usually pretentious trash. Case in point his Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake. Why anyone would even try to remake that classic is beyond me.
Oh, but it's got Johnny Depp in it!
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Good call on Day After Tomorrow.

Terrible.
There are literally dozens of stupid and pointless disaster movies out there but this one was not only full of BAD science, but stupidly political. In 2021 speak “injustice” would have been part of its title.
I did, however, use it as a “find the bad science” exercise if my old meteorology class! It was full of not only bad meteorology, but bad physics! 😉
 
1. The Big Bus - 1970s. Awful spoof disaster movie. 440 Plaza Killeen TX
2. Message from Space - 1979 - terrible movie of a Spanish armada-style ship sailing thru space - seriously! Ft. Wadsworth base theater
3. Corvette Summer - Mark Hamill's only non-Star Wats movie. 1978 - also 440 Plaza.
4. The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover. Opening scene has some guy getting covered in dog shit that people are throwing at him. And it goes downhill from there. Somewhere near New Brunswick circa 1988
5. The English Patient - some theater in Boston - December of 1996. Painfully boring. Granted, I may have been too harsh on this one but I had traveled cross country and was exhausted. But she wanted to go out. Lol
"The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia" has entered the chat.
 
Funny that some of the movies on other people's list would be on my list of favorites. Those would include:

Starship Troopers (You gotta go with the camp.)

A River Runs Through It (A case where the book is really better. Met the guy who wrote it.)

Joe vs the Volcano (Again, gotta go with the camp. Some great lines.)

Ishtar (This gets a bad rep I think. Warren Beatty as the nerd and Dustin Hoffman as the cool guy was great. A lot of good lines in this movie.)

The Greatest Showman (A couple of great songs.)

Howard the Duck (Stupid movie, but I love Lea Thompson.)

Earth Girls Are Easy (This is a great movie. Bunch of stars and really funny.)



Movies I hate:

Meet the Parents
Birdman (Not Birdman of Alcatraz. I liked that one.)
Chinatown
Ordinary People
Lost in Translation
Silver Linings Playbook
La La Land
Solaris

(I particularly disliked these movies because they were supposed to be good. I dislike movies like Borat and Meet the Fockers, but to me, those are easy to dislike.)
Silver Linings Playbook?

Really? I thought that was great.

I wish I could name a movie I saw at that Easton Ave (Somerset) cinema sometime in the mid 80s. So bad I cannot even remember the name. I can tolerate a lot of bad stuff if it provided *something*.. but this thing.. had absolutely nothing. I cannot even remember what it was supposed to be.. cannot begin to track down what the hell it was.
 
Silver Linings Playbook?

Really? I thought that was great.

I wish I could name a movie I saw at that Easton Ave (Somerset) cinema sometime in the mid 80s. So bad I cannot even remember the name. I can tolerate a lot of bad stuff if it provided *something*.. but this thing.. had absolutely nothing. I cannot even remember what it was supposed to be.. cannot begin to track down what the hell it was.
It got somewhat better after the first half hour, which was horrendous.
 
This morning I remembered Eat the Rich.

Awful film I sat through once, but I enjoyed Motörhead’s contribution:

 
There was one I was trying to remember, saw it at RU with my crew, couldn't even remember who was in it, but just remembered the denouement. Just came to me, The Evil That Men Do starring Charles Bronson. I even forgot he was in it. Just a horrible, forgettable movie.

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Where the Wild Things Are

FIgured it'd be like the book, but boy I was wrong.
 
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I guess I can see why people might not love The English Patient, but I really liked it when I saw it.
I can barely remember a moment of it. It put me into some form of a pain-coma, and I just rode it out like someone hunkered down in the face of a hurricane. It was just awful.

At least I was able to laugh at Blood Beach.

Sausage Party? It was just goofy and not funny, made only worse by how edgy it thought it was but wasn't. I was suprised given the funny stuff that had come from those guys in the past.
 
4. The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover. Opening scene has some guy getting covered in dog shit that people are throwing at him. And it goes downhill from there. Somewhere near New Brunswick circa 1988

Probably the worst movie I ever saw
 
Flashdance - Saw it as a kid in the theater because my friend's mom wanted to see it but couldn't dump us off anyplace else. Boring drek except for the scene where she takes off her bra under her shirt.

Battlefield Earth - Saw this one because the kid wanted to see it. Total crap.

Meet Joe Black - Pitt in Death Takes A Holiday. Saw it on a first date and actually fell asleep. For almost all 3 hours of it.

Natural Born Killers - People who like this movie and make excuses for it are idiots who scare the piss out of me.

Weiner Dog - Didn't see it in a theater but it might be the only movie that made me stand up and yell ' oh F you for wasting my time' at the screen. Just amazing garbage packaged as high art
 
There was one I was trying to remember, saw it at RU with my crew, couldn't even remember who was in it, but just remembered the denouement. Just came to me, The Evil That Men Do starring Charles Bronson. I even forgot he was in it. Just a horrible, forgettable movie.

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Of course I liked this
 
Of course I liked this
Well we all know about your sense of taste...
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But there have been a couple mentioned here that I liked: Corvette Summer, saw it as a kid and I'm a car guy; Starship Troopers (had a great trailer that I can never find now); Last Action Hero.
 
I am surprised that only one person mentioned the Godfather part III. It opened on Christmas day with the first show being at noon, and I was the first in line. I did not expect to be the equal of the first two, but I did not expect it to be horrendous either. I wanted to walk out in about two minutes; the moment Anthony Corleone told Michael Corleone that he would “never be like” him you knew the plot was going to suck.

I am surprised that someone listed “Seven brides for seven Brothers.” One dance number alone would have made that movie worthwhile. Russ Tamblyn was great. The fact that the plot was silly didn’t hurt the movie; it was just part of the genre.
 
Ted - awful movie Seth MacFarlane voiced bear with Mark Wahlberg
Sausage Party - seemed like a good idea until it wasn't
Gas, Food, Lodging - art film that was torture
There's Something about Mary - Just dumb
The Shape of Water - so very weird it was laughable by the end
 
Judge Dredd. The theatre in Middletown was on the way out and we knew the girl at the entrance who let us in free...so fortunately didn't pay to see that awful movie.
 
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