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REMINDER: Put Your Tickets and Parking Pass In Your Glove Compartment

Dear Ann Landers of the Tickets and Parking Passes,

I'm struggling with how to arrange my tickets and parking pass in my new car, which has never before held tickets and parking passes. My glove compartment isn't the same size and shape as the one in my old car, so the spot where I used to put them doesn't work anymore. I'm very frustrated, and I feel like I just want to leave my tickets and parking pass at home.

What should I do?

Signed,
Mourning in Monmouth
 
Tickets? Check. Parking Pass? Check. Food and alcohol? Check. Blues, Reds, Meth, and 8-Ball? Check. Asian hookers? Check. Glove compartment? Damn.....now I've got a problem!
 
Dear Ann Landers of the Tickets and Parking Passes,

I'm struggling with how to arrange my tickets and parking pass in my new car, which has never before held tickets and parking passes. My glove compartment isn't the same size and shape as the one in my old car, so the spot where I used to put them doesn't work anymore. I'm very frustrated, and I feel like I just want to leave my tickets and parking pass at home.

What should I do?

Signed,
Mourning in Monmouth

I never expected Audi to drastically change their glove compartments like that. May I suggest a Honda Accord. They always stay the same. Plus, you will be instantly recognized as a member of scarlet nation.
 
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Always take a litter bag into your car.... Steve Martin
 
Dear Ann Landers of the Tickets and Parking Passes,

I'm struggling with how to arrange my tickets and parking pass in my new car, which has never before held tickets and parking passes. My glove compartment isn't the same size and shape as the one in my old car, so the spot where I used to put them doesn't work anymore. I'm very frustrated, and I feel like I just want to leave my tickets and parking pass at home.

What should I do?

Signed,
Mourning in Monmouth
Dear Mourning In Monmouth,
I am asked this a lot these days, and the best solution is to go into your closet and grab one of your old ballet shoes, mark them "Not Tickets and Not A Parking Pass," then put your tickets and parking pass in it and leave it on the back seat of the car right out in the open.

Sincerely,
AL
 
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