When WE screw up there is no injured reserve or PUP list. Only if we're very lucky. LOL
* Knew of a guy in AFROTC in college at Princeton (RU and PU used to share the same Detachment) who gave a "negative" commissioning statement upon his graduation from Old Nassau. The Air Force said, "No problem bro...but you're going where we say you're going as an Airman until your tuition is paid back." LOL
You don't have to go where they tell you to go.
You can get a key to the base admin building from your ex-girlfriend's one-star uncle who happens to be the base commander, sneak into the personnel office in the middle of the night and re-type your PCS orders.
At least, I've heard this can be done.