Since We're All Friends Around Here, I Want To Share Something Personal
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Mike. He wasn't seriously wishing anybody has a zika baby. He was being facetious. Tasteless, perhaps. But not serious.
Nope. You got sloppy seconds.
Is okay. It was worth a couple responses along those lines. At least.
SouthernGentlemen was here already, but I must say, I would never describe him as lovely. Awesome, yes. Connoisseur of all things barbecued, yes. Solid dude with a great wife, yes. Procurer of phone numbers from waitresses he wants me to get with, yes. But lovely? The heavens and earth shall pass away first.
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I get your point, but I prefaced it by saying we're all friends around here. So I made the law, triple stamp, no erasies, anti-quitsies.
If it makes you feel any better, my younger sister texted me that she hoped the plane would explode over the Atlantic on my way down here.
You have my sympathies. You're missing some crisp, gorgeous April weather, although sadly we just missed out on a nice little spring snowstorm - they got 4-8" all over CT/RI/MA. You can tell winter's just about over for everyone when the only snowfall you see on the national map is on the UP of Michigan. Softball season starts soon, though, so I'll start rooting for 70F and mostly cloudy.
Moved from NJ to San Diego last year. This "winter" the local weather lady said "break out your jackets tomorrow its going to be a cold one. Highs in the low to mid 60s". I spit out my coffee laughing.
Words I will never hear again - freezing rain, slushy conditions, below freezing, hot and humid .....
My friend's father lives there now. His life consists of listening to smooth jazz and getting to bed by 9. His morning constitutional is aided by a precarious balance of prune juice and kaopectate. He is without a doubt living the most exciting life of any resident. He is leading a social group that talks about going to Branson Missouri, or Pigeon Forge Tennessee for a music themed vacation but in 4 years the only reason anyone had left The Villages has been to see their grandchildren.Great weather yes, but your in the Villages.
May I point out that the young and the hip are really OLD FARTS in the making.
but in 4 years the only reason anyone had left The Villages has been to see their grandchildren.[/QUOTE]
Or to get a prescription for antibiotics. I implore any medical professional who knows RaRa (Mrs. S. perhaps) to make him go get checked out before he is allowed back into polite society. What is contracted in the Villages, stays in the Villages. :)
Or to get a prescription for antibiotics. I implore any medical professional who knows RaRa (Mrs. S. perhaps) to make him go get checked out before he is allowed back into polite society. What is contracted in the Villages, stays in the Villages. :)
I know, right? He should be put into a decontamination chamber and bathed in bleach. And ammonia. At the same time. [winking] If he surv... uh... I mean, when he completes the decontamination processes, he can reenter polite society.
I'm having second thoughts about the polite society thing here after reading RaRa's topic header.
"I want to share something personal" coming from someone who we know is spending time in the Villages sounds like malice aforethought. Perhaps the bleach and ammonia treatment will prove insufficient.
Or to get a prescription for antibiotics. I implore any medical professional who knows RaRa (Mrs. S. perhaps) to make him go get checked out before he is allowed back into polite society. What is contracted in the Villages, stays in the Villages. :)[/QUOTE]
I'm a holy man, and therefore cannot contract such things.
Besides, the number of times I wince in a day, stupidly expecting a hottie to show up juuuuust around the next corner but it turns out to be a 75-year-old bleach blonde in Lulus, is my protection. I discovered that wincing unexpectedly but regularly is just as good as polyester suits at preventing STDs.
Oh, the sun is out again!! Time for a nice stroll around the neighborhood and absorbing some free vitamins from Mr. Sun.
I'm gonna need directions to this Polite Society of which you speak. If there is a PS Lot, I want in.
I'm saving myself for Taylor Swift. Or Miranda Lambert, possibly. Or Martina McBride. There are a few more, too, but as much as I love them I'm not remembering who they are at the moment. But the love is real, and so I wait.
Yep. I found that out the hard way when cleaning up after a HS science project, many years ago.
I had been pouring various stuff I was working with into a bucket to dispose of it and just as I was pouring the bleach into the bucket with the ammonia, my dad, the analytical chemist, was yelling to me from the other room to be sure not to mix bleach and ammonia. Oops.
That was a painful lesson that my throat and eyes didn't enjoy. [laughing]
Anyway, RaRa knows I love him and would never seriously mean him any harm.
Well, you know, I was speaking in the abstract. I figure if I'm part of it, it can't be too polite. My conversational repertoire is pretty much limited to talking about hookers and blow. And poop. I can talk entertainingly about poop all day (or so I think).
Rahul, No offense to mommy but that was rather disturbing.And I am already quite disturbed. :(
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My first thought was, "Who the fvck is Rahul?" Then I realized I am Rahul, and am having my mother dig out my birth certificate to check nation of origin. Stay tuned. I've kinda wondered why I wear flip flops all year round, and there might be an answer in here somewhere.
Gonna need more details on the disturbing part. If it's the STDs, she's probably free and clear, as she's been putting on weight the past couple of years.
