Twas the night before game day in good ole NJ
The kids were asleep, waitin' for game day
The jersey were hung by the door frame with care
In hopes that by morning, they have them to wear
Me and my wife were gettin' ready for bed
I wore RU pajamas she said I’m sick in the head
When outside the house, I heard such a clatter
I jumped from my bed to see what’s the matter
Went out to the window,
And what did I see? But this freakin burgler stealing my tailgate TV
With a blue SL Polo I could not believe
Under the street light it looked like Politi
He had this big van with a driver he called Keith
I knew in a moment it was no ordinary thief
over his shoulder he had a big sack
I ran down the stairs, while I planned my attack
I waited a moment, 'till the time it seemed right
And smacked him in the head...with a big Fk’n pipe
He fell to the street with a big ole thud
I was so surprised I didn't see blood
He slowly rolled over looked me right in the eye
When I saw who I hit I was one happy guy
I said 'yo, Steve, you’re lucky all right, if I weren’t so old you’d a been dead tonight?'
"Not for nuthin'" he said, "but this just ain't my night"
"I wrote another bullshit piece for the paper alright...
"Had a story on Julie I know wasn’t true...Piled on Kyle about this grade thing too
"I'm writing all day try to come up with some shit, just so the paper can get one extra click
I said "I'm from Jersey...you messed with my team"
Ya know you’re lucky, that I didn’t hit you with a full head of steam
He made me an offer I couldn't refuse: I’ll quite the SL and leave Jersey too
I got in the van and took back my TV
Get out of my site freaking Politi
That night I was hero bringin' Rutgers fans joy and bliss
And if you don't believe me, then listen to this
Since then I been lucky getting rid of this bum
I got life long season tickets from Julie to the Audi Club
So on this Game Day Eve, don't you be surprised
If you hear a voice say really loud and abrupt
Meet you all in the morning ...in the parking lot.
The kids were asleep, waitin' for game day
The jersey were hung by the door frame with care
In hopes that by morning, they have them to wear
Me and my wife were gettin' ready for bed
I wore RU pajamas she said I’m sick in the head
When outside the house, I heard such a clatter
I jumped from my bed to see what’s the matter
Went out to the window,
And what did I see? But this freakin burgler stealing my tailgate TV
With a blue SL Polo I could not believe
Under the street light it looked like Politi
He had this big van with a driver he called Keith
I knew in a moment it was no ordinary thief
over his shoulder he had a big sack
I ran down the stairs, while I planned my attack
I waited a moment, 'till the time it seemed right
And smacked him in the head...with a big Fk’n pipe
He fell to the street with a big ole thud
I was so surprised I didn't see blood
He slowly rolled over looked me right in the eye
When I saw who I hit I was one happy guy
I said 'yo, Steve, you’re lucky all right, if I weren’t so old you’d a been dead tonight?'
"Not for nuthin'" he said, "but this just ain't my night"
"I wrote another bullshit piece for the paper alright...
"Had a story on Julie I know wasn’t true...Piled on Kyle about this grade thing too
"I'm writing all day try to come up with some shit, just so the paper can get one extra click
I said "I'm from Jersey...you messed with my team"
Ya know you’re lucky, that I didn’t hit you with a full head of steam
He made me an offer I couldn't refuse: I’ll quite the SL and leave Jersey too
I got in the van and took back my TV
Get out of my site freaking Politi
That night I was hero bringin' Rutgers fans joy and bliss
And if you don't believe me, then listen to this
Since then I been lucky getting rid of this bum
I got life long season tickets from Julie to the Audi Club
So on this Game Day Eve, don't you be surprised
If you hear a voice say really loud and abrupt
Meet you all in the morning ...in the parking lot.
