They are dense, to be sure. But the most dense people alive?The people who are still mad about Ash coaching OSU through the bowl game must be the most dense people alive.
Just off the top of my head, I think I can come up with some groups of people that are more dense:
- People who don't wear seat belts.
- People who smoke crack.
- People who unquestioningly believe what they hear from any major news media source.
- People who aggressively argue with cops.
- People who text while driving.
- People who, when driving at dusk, in the rain, or in fog, don't put on their lights on because "I can see just fine".
- People who think it could never happen to them.
- People who think their political party is "better" than the other one.
- People who thought championship wrestling was real.
- People with full athletic scholarships and a chance to make it the NFL who commit burglaries or assaults.
- People who employ hyperbole more than everybody else in the universe combined.
- People who don't understand what's so dense about all these things.