Ash is really short

[derleider]

Well its a good thing he isnt running for president.

 

[Ole Cabbagehead]

This group is very entertaining with all the conspiracy theories. To set the record straight i will explain. When you have a rivals account, the post count is maintained at the team level page. An example was last week when I went to Rivals Pitt page and posted on the thread for the the kid who has cancer it showed my post as #1.

While this person did not create an account to specifically make this post, they are clearly a late night troll that follows another team here and decided to come over and post some meaningless crap. Which frankly looks like a statement more than a complaint.

Yeah but his handle is "SCILS02"... SCILS is the communications school at Rutgers. So its either a really clever troll, or a very strangely motivated Rutgers fan.

 

[RutgersRaRa]

ok this shit is really getting stupid now.. the op joined in 2012.. probably hasn't posted within the first month of the new format(not everyone is a posting whore).. so if you didn't post within the first month you went back to ZERO posts.. jesus .. have some brains people before piling on the guy

Looking out for the little guy--I like your style.

 

[SCILS02]

Yeah but his handle is "SCILS02"... SCILS is the communications school at Rutgers. So its either a really clever troll, or a very strangely motivated Rutgers fan.

Haha motivated to do what? So I can't be an RU fan and grad and make a simple obsevation. Sorry I hurt your feelings Cabbagebrain. Move on buddy.

 

[Ole Cabbagehead]

Haha motivated to do what? So I can't be an RU fan and grad and make a simple obsevation. Sorry I hurt your feelings Cabbagebrain. Move on buddy.

Cabbagebrain? How dare you. I'm just f*cking with you at this point. No troll could be that clever to pick SCILS. I was just a bit grumpy last night from the Iowa match.

 

[RUtrumpet92]

I think you should declare a micro agrression.

Micro aggression? MICRO aggression? What's THAT supposed to mean?

(I'm 6' 1".)

 

[ru75]

Short, yes, short one national championship, maybe. He should have had at least 2, but the offensive play calling was suspect.

 

[SCILS02]

Short, yes, short one national championship, maybe. He should have had at least 2, but the offensive play calling was suspect.

We both could "co"-coordinate an OSU defense under an Urban Meyer team and win it all. Let's have Ash coach a game before we pretend he was vital to their success.

 

[ru75]

We both could "co"-coordinate an OSU defense under an Urban Meyer team and win it all. Let's have Ash coach a game before we pretend he was vital to their success.

Nevertheless, he is DC and we are message board readers

 

[mildone]

This is the useless clutter the mods need to get rid of as soon as it hits . Dirties up the board

Nothing wrong with wanting a tidy board.

 

[mildone]

ok this shit is really getting stupid now.. the op joined in 2012.. probably hasn't posted within the first month of the new format(not everyone is a posting whore).. so if you didn't post within the first month you went back to ZERO posts.. jesus .. have some brains people before piling on the guy

Can I not pile on the guy at all but still refuse to have some brains?

 

[mildone]

Makes him easier for the players to carry off the field when we win the National championship!

Not to mention the players won't have to lift the big Gatorade jug so high.

 

[mildone]

I think you should declare a micro agrression.

Most underrated post of the thread so far. Funny stuff.

 

[BobRC72]

Flood is over 6 feet -- let get him back.

 

[Caliknight]

Micro aggression? MICRO aggression? What's THAT supposed to mean?

(I'm 6' 1".)

Ask a millenial. They are perpetually pissed because witches don't have safe spaces in churches.

Ask, they will tell you all about it.

 

[mildone]

Ask a millenial. They are perpetually pissed because witches don't have safe spaces in churches.

Actually, so am I. Witches are totally hot.

Not that I show up at church all that often.

 

[NorthernKnight]

Actually, so am I. Witches are totally hot.

Not that I show up at church all that often.

According to my Micro Aggressions tabulator, you're out of control...

Witches...

Hot...

Church...

All hot button issues that deserve a warning first...

 

[mildone]

According to my Micro Aggressions tabulator, you're out of control...

Witches...

Hot...

Church...

All hot button issues that deserve a warning first...

SNL should do a skit on this. It could be hilarious.

 

[Mike from MD]

Reminds me of an Iggy Pop song.

 

[knightfan7]

We are really scraping the bottom of complaint barrel arent we?

Wrong. The complaint barrel is bottomless around here.

I view his lack of height as a good thing. When the other teams looks across the field Rutgers players will look like freaking giants standing next to him.

 

[zappaa]

Not that it matters, but let's find out how tall our coach actually is...we already know he's got a hot wife

 

[NorthernKnight]

Not that it matters, but let's find out how tall our coach actually is...we already know he's got a hot wife

hot wife....another microagression...

 

[R1776U]

Can I not pile on the guy at all but still refuse to have some brains?

NO BRO!

 

[RUNVA]

It was a typo. 72" should have been 7'2". Those players are 7'8 and up. We are going to be big up front.

 

[mildone]

We are going to be big up front.

That's what she said.

 

[GSGS]

Pollock is listed as 6' but he's more like 5'10. Ash is a shorty.

FWIW, Darrell Wilson is supposedly a legit 5'11", and Pollock looks taller than Wilson in the pic.

 

[tm_nj]

I could be wrong but I think his 5' 6". What the heck were we thinking when we hired this guy. I thought he was least 5' 9"!! Lol

This must be a PC hire.