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I had a dream

4 Things people aren't interested in hearing about:
1. Your dream
2. Your kid
3. Your pet
4. Everything else, except themselves. Oh, how they love to hear about themselves. The universe is a dark cold vacuous void with you alone at its center. And your, vacation. No one wants to hear about your vacation.

I've just improved your personality by 10%. Welcome.
 
I had a dream, once.

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