If Rutgers beats Michigan State You will _______

[RU4Real]

No question in my mind.

If Rutgers beats MSU I'll run out of the stadium, jump in my car and drive home as fast as I can so I can have a threesome with my wives, Anne Hathaway and Scarlett Johansson.

 

[GeorgeStreet]

I will celebrate, and celebrate, and celebrate ....
Actually, MSU is my 2nd favorite Big Ten team. But how sweet it would be for dear old Rutgers.

 

[BeantownKnight]

Run down to the field and pull off the helmets of all of the RU players only to discover that Ohio State has been playing in disguise.

 

[Andy117]

The only way Rutgers beats Michigan St is when I play my Dynasty team in NCAA 14 on XBOX.

 

[LC-88]

No question in my mind.

If Rutgers beats MSU I'll run out of the stadium, jump in my car and drive home as fast as I can so I can have a threesome with my wives, Anne Hathaway and Scarlett Johansson.

... and then wake up next to NUTS.

(could not resist. just poking fun.)

 

[RUinSantaFe]

No question in my mind.

If Rutgers beats MSU I'll run out of the stadium, jump in my car and drive home as fast as I can so I can have a threesome with my wives, Anne Hathaway and Scarlett Johansson.

Now that was funny

 

[withoutregard]

hear thatTrump names Rosie O Donnell his running mate

 

[Bryan_Moss]

If Rutgers beats Michigan State I will _____________________________ .

I will [poop] myself with joy

 

[Steve91562]

If Rutgers beats Michigan State I will _____________________________ .

What do you mean "if"?

 

[JMORC2003]

Put my clothes back on and thank Ms Upton for a wonderful evening.

 

[lastchance82]

... duck to avoid low-flying pigs while wearing my cargo shorts and ice skates.

 

[runuts]

Honestly we do do believe in hypothetical s around here

 

[mikershoein]

Give it extra saucy to my wife that night

 

[Mr Magoo]

If Rutgers beats Michigan State I will _____________________________ .

Become "Caitlyn" Magoo....

 

[RUsSKii]

No question in my mind.

If Rutgers beats MSU I'll run out of the stadium, jump in my car and drive home as fast as I can so I can have a threesome with my wives, Anne Hathaway and Scarlett Johansson.

Not to split hairs, but wouldn't that be a (very impressive) foursome?