OFFICIAL Kansas Jayhawk Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Will the marching band
Put something in Jayhawk's mouth?
Or Star Wars again?

 

[Knight Shift]

Scarlet Nation down
Happy Valley Behind Us
Feast on the Jayhawks.

 

[Rnation]

we will beat a really bad Kansas team and the pro Flood cult will tell us all how good things are again.

 

[dicemen99]

V K where are you
home, with tears "flooding" his eyes
back after kansas

 

[Knight Shift]

RNation Angry
Does not understand haiku
Take anger elsewhere.

 

[ScarletDave]

I think Rnation
Has totally missed the point
Of the Haiku thread

 

[Knight Shift]

Scarlet Dave gets it
OK to express anger
But must be haiku

 

[Knight Shift]

Board looks for new coach
Team gets ready for Jayhawks
Please win homecoming.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Knight Shift started thread
Not slacking his board duty
Keep up the good work.

 

[DJ Spanky]

I thought of haiku
Expressing my sentiments
For this weekend's game:

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!
Want Jayhawk meat for my grill.
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!

 

[NYCTrader]

Red chrysanthemum
Dying for there is no rain
Forecast? Suffering

 

[stuw6]

What is a Jayhawk?
A bird that crosses the street
and gets a ticket?

 

[jmg75]

Rock chalk Jayhawk time
Gonna shake a tail feather
Go bye bye, Birdie

 

[RuBird]

Rock chalk Jayhawk time
Gonna shake a tail feather
Go bye bye, Birdie

Support Football Team
Enough fighting on this board
We will beat Jayhawks

 

[NYCTrader]

That crazy Basho
Blackout drunk at my tailgate
Then jumps in a pond

 

[Rutgers Man 22]

Kansas sucks so bad
We can never lose this game
Rutgers wins by 30

 

[Knight Shift]

DJ Spanky brings
Gangsta rap to the Haiku
Killin and grillin

 

[stuw6]

Third game in a row.
I will give away my seats.
Sympathy is owed.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Third game in a row.
I will give away my seats.
Sympathy is owed.

You know you have our
Sincerest condolences
Missing Homecoming.

 

[BeantownKnight]

Norries Wilson wins
his first game as coach in years!
Odd press con'frence after.

 

[jmg75]

That crazy Basho
Blackout drunk at my tailgate
Then jumps in a pond

Basho jumps in pond
With a Jayhawk in his hand
There is no ripple

 

[RUDutch]

Jayhawks in Jersey
Not in Kansas anymore
How can we not win?

 

[jmg75]

Birds of a feather
Flying to Piscataway
We will pluck them all

 

[NYCTrader]

Basho jumps in pond
With a Jayhawk in his hand
There is no ripple

Of course no Ripple
Goddamn Basho drank it all!
The Mad Dog's gone too.

 

[jmg75]

Of course no Ripple
Goddamn Basho drank it all!
The Mad Dog's gone too.

Japanese poet
Basho drinks too goddamn much
Good with Haiku though

 

[Knight Shift]

Norries Wilson wins
his first game as coach in years!
Odd press con'frence after.

Beantown Knight, Wilson
Wants to know-what is your name?
And where are you from?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Shoot the Jayhawks down
Boil them in pot with veggies
Soup for everyone!

 

[RUforester72]

RU game TV
Hope BTN has it on
live in oregon

 

[DJ Spanky]

This board is so dead
No excitement for the game
The terrorists win.

 

[herdof3]

Jayhawk? Wildcat? Meh
Any damn team from Kansas
We defeat soundly

 

[herdof3]

Parking in light blue
Exhausted when get to game
Too tired to haiku?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Jayhawk soup for all!
Happily served up in Blue
Part of our menu.

 

[Knight Shift]

DJ Spanky's Soup
Sounds like it will taste like crap
Will pass on the soup.

 

[jmg75]

Blue Jay Sparrow Hawk
Jayhawk is two birds in one
Both are delicious

 

[Knight Shift]

No football talk here
Imply or infer debate
Dominates the board.

 

[Knight Shift]

Video of fight
Corroborate anything?
Feels like law school class.

 

[Knight Shift]

Scarlet Nation search
For Coach with P5 game chops
Already have one.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Get EXCITED folks!
Tomorrow is Homecoming!
Celebrate our past.

Tailgate starts early
Spirits, food, music for all
Let's start it off right!

Then onto the game!
Cheer for our boys on the field!
Let's beat the Jayhawks!!!

 

[PatrickRU92]

please win, Scarlet Knights
I have been so damn depressed
Lose and I'll slit wrists

 

[MUTiger91]

The Wizard of Oz
Gets his ass kicked in Jersey
There's no place like home.