OFFICIAL Kansas Jayhawk Haiku Thread

[MUTiger91]

Rock chalk chicken hawk
Audition for the Big 10
Now get the f out

 

[MUTiger91]

Listen to the cows
They suggest: "Eat Mor jayhawk"
It tastes like chicken

 

[SHUSource]

A 'Weis' man once said:
"A schematic advantage..."
... Sorry, let's make it "Coach Weis"

 

[Knight Shift]

MU Tiger is
Killing it, rock the haiku
Kill and grill the birds

 

[beaced]

Birds of a feather
Flying to Piscataway
We will pluck them all

That "pluck" is asking for a reply but I fought off that urge.:sunglasses:

 

[DJ Spanky]

That "pluck" is asking for a reply but I fought off that urge.:sunglasses:

Plucking A', man!

 

[MUTiger91]

A jayhawk fan looks
"at that pile of crap out there"
He blames Charlie Weiss

 

[MUTiger91]

MU - SEC
We are not your rival now
I still hate jayhawks

Loser dirt-bag cheats
Have fun in the Mountain West
Big Twelve won't last long

 

[Knight Shift]

beaced flagged for Haiku
violation-penalty
don't do it again

 

[MUTiger91]

beaced flagged for Haiku
violation-penalty
don't do it again

Next week's thread format
Iambic Pentameter
Channel some Shakespeare

 

[MUTiger91]

ku the guest for
the first homecoming EVER
been chumps a long time