OFFICIAL LOBOS Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

La La La Bamba!
Wrong Lobos-wolves sing sad tunes
After Knights beatdown.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Visiting Lobos
Let's slaughter them on the field
Then serve wolfie stew

 

[APKnight]

The Lobos head East
To prey on the Scarlet Knights
But fall to the sword.

 

[Knight Shift]

New Mexico loses
Lobos will look like hobos
Knights go on The Hunt

 

[TM514]

LOBrOKen by RU Defense

 

[ScarletDave]

T M 5 1 4
Doesn't understand Haikus
Slice necks of Lobos

 

[jmg75]

Knights sharpen their swords
Lobos lope to New Jersey
Will the wolf survive?

 

[mighty_knights]

Lobos no pueden
Vencer los hombres rojos
Hasta la vista!

 

[mighty_knights]

Piped-in tunes too loud,
Fans soaked for capless water...
Such first-world problems

 

[RC66]

UNM @ RU:

Like Los Pollos Hermanos’s Gus

Visiting Hector in his wheelchair

 

[CoachMagoo]

The Lobos scare me
Really wish they won last week
Don't like hungry wolves

 

[Knight Shift]

Three little pigs asked
Who's afraid of big bad wolf?
Knights hurt wolfy's pride.

 

[Doctor Worm]

Is this a trap game?
Perhaps a "classic" trap game?
Admiral Ackbar?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Is this a trap game?
Perhaps a "classic" trap game?
Admiral Ackbar?

A trap game for who?
Can't be for New Mexico
Let's hear from Ackbar!

 

[RUDutch]

The Knights are hungry
Turn Lobos into lobros
Skip the marinade

 

[DJ Spanky]

The Knights are hungry
Turn Lobos into lobros
Skip the marinade

Well no one needs that
They'll be trampled underfoot
Made nice and tender

By the Scarlet Knights
As they crush them on the field
Riding their chargers.

 

[RUforester72]

Land of Enchantment.
Hatch chiles, triple option.
Good food. Bad football.

 

[Knight Shift]

Well no one needs that
They'll be trampled underfoot
Made nice and tender

By the Scarlet Knights
As they crush them on the field
Riding their chargers.

Trampled Underfoot?
Knights defense will make Lobos
Dazed, Confused Black Dogs

 

[Knight Shift]

RU fans are pissed
Don't want Yankee stadium
Want horse video

 

[OTBOTOR]

Did you hear the news?
Their RB has been injured
And man walks on moon.

 

[njdirt]

New Mexico is the "Land of Enchanted"
When they visit the Knights
The Lobos will run home losers like their state bird road runner

 

[Doctor Worm]

New Mexico is the "Land of Enchanted"
When they visit the Knights
The Lobos will run home losers like their state bird road runner

Haiku defined thus:
Five syllables first line,
Then seven, then five.

 

[Knight Shift]

Haiku defined thus:
Five syllables first line,
Then seven, then five.

Five or twelve in first
It does not really matter
Fifteen-WTF?

 

[Knight Shift]

QB carousel?
See Gio and Oden run!
But will they throw it?

 

[Waiohine]

Knights will guard the wall
That Trump built to defend us
from New Mexico

 

[mikershoein]

New Mexico loss
Trump will build a wall there too
Lobos pay for wall

 

[mikershoein]

Taco Bell rules
Knights win by 30 points
chimichangas on me

 

[delaynomore]

Owooo ow ow ow
Wooo ow ow owwooo ow ow
Owooo ow ow ow

 

[RUTrack94]

What are Los Lobos?
A football team or a band?
Guess we will find out!

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

WHAT-THE-HELL-IS-THIS?
New Mexico option spread
Nothing seen before

 

[OTBOTOR]

Horse video gone
Lobos will be dispatched, no
animals are safe

 

[DJ Spanky]

It's hunting season!
Track down those wolves on the field.
Wolf pelts on the wall.

 

[iReC89]

2 top 5 ahead
This game is raw lobo meat
Grille em up or starve

 

[Knight Shift]

Must win for the Knights?
No-Knights will run the table
Against Big Ten Teams!

 

[Knight Shift]

Counting with fingers
To get seven five seven
Need a Haiku app

 

[DJ Spanky]

Another game day
This time it's the wolf puppies
Let's slap them silly!