OFFICIAL Ohio State Haiku Thread
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It's all about OSU's defense. They look totally confused at times. Their offense - on the other hand - will move the ball against anyone. The only question marks on their offense are their 3 freshmen quarterbacks who occasionally make the predictable errors. I only see OSU getting better and better as the season goes along. Their FR RB and those receivers are unstoppable - especially the receivers. I truly believe that Rutgers can put up 25 to 30 points on their weak defense. Holding them under 30, though, is a whole different issue
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Three lines, no selling tickets
It's five seven five
Three lines, no selling tickets
It's five seven five
For New Jersey’s Team
Fill Rutgers Stadium
For every game and be on time
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Fill Rutgers Stadium
For every game and be on time
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It's all about O
SU's defense. They look to-
Tally confused at
Times. Their offense - on
the other hand - will move
the ball against an-
E-yone. The only
Question marks on their O
Fense are their 3 fresh
Men quarterbacks who
Occasionally make the
predictable air
Ors. I only see
OSU getting better
and better as the
Season goes along
Their FR RB and those
Receivers are un-
Stoppable! espesh
E-ally the receivers.
I truly believe
Rutgers can put up
25 to 30 points
on their weak defense.
Holding them un-
der 30, though, is a
whole different issue
SU's defense. They look to-
Tally confused at
Times. Their offense - on
the other hand - will move
the ball against an-
E-yone. The only
Question marks on their O
Fense are their 3 fresh
Men quarterbacks who
Occasionally make the
predictable air
Ors. I only see
OSU getting better
and better as the
Season goes along
Their FR RB and those
Receivers are un-
Stoppable! espesh
E-ally the receivers.
I truly believe
Rutgers can put up
25 to 30 points
on their weak defense.
Holding them un-
der 30, though, is a
whole different issue
Aesculus Buckeye
Is poisonous and toxic
Crush them and leave them
The Buckeye leaf though
Does look like marijuana
So smoke team and leaf
Is poisonous and toxic
Crush them and leave them
The Buckeye leaf though
Does look like marijuana
So smoke team and leaf
Sailor Columbus
Discovered America
Hated Ohio
So Ohio folks
Named town after Columbus
Said: "Eat Buckeyes, Chris."
Scarlet Knights must crush
These Columbus smart asses
So Chris is avenged
Discovered America
Hated Ohio
So Ohio folks
Named town after Columbus
Said: "Eat Buckeyes, Chris."
Scarlet Knights must crush
These Columbus smart asses
So Chris is avenged
Chris? Thought about Ash
Sometimes think Urban sent him
To deep six Rutgers
Sometimes think Urban sent him
To deep six Rutgers
Buckeyes leaves will turn
Day will fall because of Knight
Scarlet is its hue
Day will fall because of Knight
Scarlet is its hue
When do buckeyes fall?
When they are chopped, chopped and chopped.
That what we do, CHOP.
When they are chopped, chopped and chopped.
That what we do, CHOP.
beaced American not Japanese.Therefore: Roses are Red,buks are Ded,Violets are Blew,Sat. is the end of the Screw.
Goodbye, Columbus
OSU and RU grads
In a bad movie
Let's make new movie
Kick their asses out of town
Goodbye, Columbus
OSU and RU grads
In a bad movie
Let's make new movie
Kick their asses out of town
Goodbye, Columbus
The Ohio State..
Who sent us their DC Ash,
O How I LOathe them
Who sent us their DC Ash,
O How I LOathe them
The Knight Wields his Sword
Nowhere to Hide, You Must Fight
Judgement Day has Come
Nowhere to Hide, You Must Fight
Judgement Day has Come
Art Schlichter says lay the points
But his play caused A
Woody Hayes punch to the neck
But his play caused A
Woody Hayes punch to the neck
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Twas the night before
Buckeyes, and all through R House
Fans getting ready
To tailgate, get roused
Knights will be chopping, minced nuts
For all; Buckeyes fall.
Buckeyes, and all through R House
Fans getting ready
To tailgate, get roused
Knights will be chopping, minced nuts
For all; Buckeyes fall.
