OT: About To Make Appointment To Get Snipped; Had Epiphany

[mildone]

I was talking w/one of my sons about me making an appointment to get snipped. You know, so as to avoid any more horrific mistakes.

Being the perpetual father of the year candidate I am, I was purposely ambiguous on the quantity of said mistakes and left it up to him to decide who, among he and his siblings, are the mistakes.

So anyway, he looked at me like I have three heads (Cerberus reference) and pointed out how I have been bitching nonstop about not selling my beautiful daughter to a Saudi prince back when she was 12 or 13 and would've fetched at least $5MM or so. Missed opportunities and all.

Took me a minute but then I understood. He's telling me not to get snipped and instead to have several more beautiful daughters so I can sell them, thus increasing his inheritance and getting me to stop whining about it.

This kid... I can't even begin to tell you how proud I am of him.

Thought I'd share. :D

 

[Kbee3]

I was talking w/one of my sons about me making an appointment to get snipped. You know, so as to avoid any more horrific mistakes.

Being a the perpetual father of the year candidate I am, I was purposely ambiguous on the quantity of said mistakes and left it up to him to decide who, among he and his siblings, are the mistakes.

So anyway, he looked at me like I have three heads (Cerberus reference) and pointed out how I have been bitching nonstop about not selling my beautiful daughter to a Saudi prince back when she was 12 or 13 and would've fetched at least $5MM or so. Missed opportunities and all.

Took me a minute but then I understood. He's telling me not to get snipped and instead to have several more beautiful daughters so I can sell them, thus increasing his inheritance and getting me to stop whining about.

This kid... I can't even begin to tell you how proud I am of him.

Thought I'd share. :D

The world thanks you.
Why didn't you do this a long time ago ?

 

[mildone]

The world thanks you.
Why didn't you do this a long time ago ?

That's what I'm wondering. I could've had like 10 daughters and sold them all by now.




Yeah, I know that's not what you meant. ;)

 

[Kbee3]

That's what I'm wondering. I could've had like 10 daughters and sold them all by now.

Yeah, I know that's not what you meant. ;)

Strange. You don't seem like the daughter-selling type.

 

[mildone]

Strange. You don't seem like the daughter-selling type.

Is just that I'm trying to maintain a low profile so as not to tip off the authorities, like the kids' mothers, who tend to frown on such things.

 

[Zak57]

That's going to be a lot of blow.

 

[mildone]

That's going to be a lot of blow.

Is what I'm talking about. :)

 

[ponyfoot19]

Well if you decide to have it done, or for others thinking about it, just hope you don't hear the surgeon say "whoops".

 

[Upstream]

I don't understand. How are you going to have beautiful daughters? Is there a sperm donor involved?

 

[Southern Gentleman]

Mildone,
I had no idea that you were a Muslim.
Best wishes in your next life.

 

[mildone]

Mildone,
I had no idea that you were a Muslim.
Best wishes in your next life.

Ha ha. I'm not Muslim, or any other religion. But I can play one on TV if it gets me more hookers and blow.

 

[Kbee3]

Ha ha. I'm not Muslim, or any other religion. But I can play one on TV if it gets me more hookers and blow.

Actually, I thought that you had once said that you were a Rastafarian.

 

[jay_hq]

Disgusting post.

This post is making light of human trafficking/slavery. It is also objectifies women as "property".

Can someone please send mildone to sensitivity training and delete this thread?

 

[RU4Real]

So does this mean I can jack up the max price on the boat search? I know where there's a Hylas 56 that would keep us in Caribbean hookers forever.

 

[DHajekRC84]

TMI

 

[mildone]

Actually, I thought that you had once said that you were a Rastafarian.

I must have been high when I said that.

 

[mildone]

Disgusting post.

:eek:

This post is making light of human trafficking/slavery.

It is?

It is also objectifies women as "property".

It does?

Can someone please send mildone to sensitivity training and delete this thread?

Would it help if my daughter posted a rebuttal about how she missed her opportunity to kill me at just the right time to balance life insurance gains and lost-earnings so as to inherit the greatest amount?

Oops, there I go again, being insensitive to myself and making light of patricide. The horror, the shame. :)

 

[mildone]

So does this mean I can jack up the max price on the boat search? I know where there's a Hylas 56 that would keep us in Caribbean hookers forever.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

 

[mildone]

TMI

Knowledge is power. It says so in all the best fortune cookies.

 

[vkj91]

No reason to have the kids and wait for them to "mature". You could be dead before they are sellable. Unless you have premium on BWI where the market is a "bit younger". I say grab some dreamers before they get deported and set up shop now.

 

[mildone]

No reason to have the kids and wait for them to "mature". You could be dead before they are sellable. Unless you have premium on BWI where the market is a "bit younger". I say grab some dreamers before they get deported and set up shop now.

I'm totally opposed to the BWI approach. It's totally amoral to sell a kid into slavery before they turn at least twelve. At least.

Otherwise, you might have a point. I'm not getting any younger. :)

 

[vkj91]

I'm totally opposed to the BWI approach. It's totally amoral to sell a kid into slavery before they turn at least twelve. At least.

Otherwise, you might have a point. I'm not getting any younger. :)

I see your point. I'd point towards little league baseball and the Bronx. What is 12 and what does it really mean ? Your really only as old as your fake birth certificate says you are.

 

[RU848789]

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Before one cent of your millions in profit from selling your daughter(s) is spent on anything like this, you have a rather large group of friends who are still waiting on the years-delayed end-of-alimony blowout party in Montreal that you promised us. You said hookers and blow were just going to be the appetizer.

 

[FELONIOUSMONK]

My parents always called me their Saturday night mistake. They had there once a year grope at 41 and 39 years of age and out popped the FMONK. Sorry daddy.Sorry mom.

 

[jerzey devil]

I was talking w/one of my sons about me making an appointment to get snipped. You know, so as to avoid any more horrific mistakes.

Being the perpetual father of the year candidate I am, I was purposely ambiguous on the quantity of said mistakes and left it up to him to decide who, among he and his siblings, are the mistakes.

So anyway, he looked at me like I have three heads (Cerberus reference) and pointed out how I have been bitching nonstop about not selling my beautiful daughter to a Saudi prince back when she was 12 or 13 and would've fetched at least $5MM or so. Missed opportunities and all.

Took me a minute but then I understood. He's telling me not to get snipped and instead to have several more beautiful daughters so I can sell them, thus increasing his inheritance and getting me to stop whining about it.

This kid... I can't even begin to tell you how proud I am of him.

Thought I'd share. :D

Chrisru99 said that he won't have a problem with it as long as you donate at least half to the B1G build fund!!! [roll][roll][roll]

 

[NickKnight 1]

I don't know what the decision for you can be. But I'm
wondering if your father made the right decision. [eyeroll]

 

[mildone]

Before one cent of your millions in profit from selling your daughter(s) is spent on anything like this, you have a rather large group of friends who are still waiting on the years-delayed end-of-alimony blowout party in Montreal that you promised us. You said hookers and blow were just going to be the appetizer.

Good point. We will have to have that party soon.

 

[mildone]

My parents always called me their Saturday night mistake. They had there once a year grope at 41 and 39 years of age and out popped the FMONK. Sorry daddy.Sorry mom.

Their mistake is our good luck. We're glad to have you. :)

 

[mildone]

Chrisru99 said that he won't have a problem with it as long as you donate at least half to the B1G build fund!!! [roll][roll][roll]

He would say that. LOL

 

[mildone]

I don't know what the decision for you can be. But I'm wondering if your father made the right decision. [eyeroll]

Pretty sure he wonders the same thing most days. :D

 

[RUScrew85]

I was talking w/one of my sons about me making an appointment to get snipped. You know, so as to avoid any more horrific mistakes.

Being the perpetual father of the year candidate I am, I was purposely ambiguous on the quantity of said mistakes and left it up to him to decide who, among he and his siblings, are the mistakes.

So anyway, he looked at me like I have three heads (Cerberus reference) and pointed out how I have been bitching nonstop about not selling my beautiful daughter to a Saudi prince back when she was 12 or 13 and would've fetched at least $5MM or so. Missed opportunities and all.

Took me a minute but then I understood. He's telling me not to get snipped and instead to have several more beautiful daughters so I can sell them, thus increasing his inheritance and getting me to stop whining about it.

This kid... I can't even begin to tell you how proud I am of him.

Thought I'd share. :D

Impressive young man. That was my first reaction too.

If you plan ahead you can make sure you aren't emotionally invested in the new daughters since they are going to be sold anyway. Win-win.

 

[RUScrew85]

Disgusting post.

This post is making light of human trafficking/slavery. It is also objectifies women as "property".

Can someone please send mildone to sensitivity training and delete this thread?

 

[PSUPALY]

No reason to have the kids and wait for them to "mature". You could be dead before they are sellable. Unless you have premium on BWI where the market is a "bit younger". I say grab some dreamers before they get deported and set up shop now.

forget the fact that it was just one dude....I still laughed.

good work

 

[RUScrew85]

Lookit me and mildone being buddies! LOL

 

[RUScrew85]

forget the fact that it was just one dude....I still laughed.

good work

And the first tiny step toward healing begins. [laughing]

 

[NickKnight 1]

Actually, this is a fun thread. Keeps my mind away from all the
grief we get being from being RU fans. I haven't laugh this hard
since Mehringer started copying Laviano's hair style.