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OT: Michigan RB Run Over By a Forklift

mikemarc1

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Why is their a forklift at their practice? Why is he stretching near a forklift?

 
in the comments it says it was at track practice....which does not make it any less bizzare....

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Slick Jimmy offered scholarships to too many top prospects so he had to take steps to thin the heard. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

All kidding aside, I hope the kid is OK.
 
Check out the guy on the far left of the photo.. in the mirror.. seemingly the only one not taking photos of Harbaugh (assuming the guy next to him is looking at a photo he just took). What is he thinking? And is that a manned-up makeup mirror behind him?
 
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what the hell is a "Migos" and why does Harbaugh look like a bigger d**che than normal with all that bling?
 
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Earlier this month, Jim sang the national anthem at the Lil Dicky concert. Is that Big Dicky opening for Lil Dicky?

Jim Harbaugh is quite unconventional and wacky. But he is a winner.
 
I'm not THAT old.....but I didn't like hip/hop rap when I was young either.
I'm down with dat.
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Most "older" fans probably are not fans, but as we see during warmups and the social medial for RU Football, it is very big.

Just odd to see a 50 year old man strutting around and dancing on stage with a hip hop artist. Not sure if that means Coach H has stain or not.
 
Harbaugh recruiting message to players, get yours! This guy shouldn't be around young people, professionals maybe.
 
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I'm down with dat.
:confused:

Most "older" fans probably are not fans, but as we see during warmups and the social medial for RU Football, it is very big.

Just odd to see a 50 year old man strutting around and dancing on stage with a hip hop artist. Not sure if that means Coach H has stain or not.

only JoePa had "stain" & that caused him to run to the locker room to change his pants. [roll]

but seriously, I can listen to that stuff for about 10 minutes before I want to pull my hair out. and H hopping around makes him look like an old white dude trying to be young and find a way to relate to his football players
 
Harbaugh is going outside the box and killing it. He's staying within the confines of the rulebook so it's all good.
 
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I've done a couple (2) "run over by forklift" calls. They don't end well. I hope that the Tweet in the OP might be exaggerating the extent of the incident.
 
I've done a couple (2) "run over by forklift" calls. They don't end well. I hope that the Tweet in the OP might be exaggerating the extent of the incident.
No wonder, one of those suckers can weigh over 12,000 lbs with little to no clearance underneath and solid tires. You get run over by one it's over.
 
I've done a couple (2) "run over by forklift" calls. They don't end well. I hope that the Tweet in the OP might be exaggerating the extent of the incident.

Think the kid has been released from the hospital.

Still very bizarre why they were stretching by a forklift.
 
Think the kid has been released from the hospital.

Still very bizarre why they were stretching by a forklift.
The whole thing is bizarre, no? Why were they stretching near a forklift? Was the forklift operating near people stretching? WTF was up with the forklift operator? It's not exactly like a forklift has poor rearward visibility.

Maybe this whole story was made up to get a rise out of us. Kid's out of the hospital already, so we can put a fork in the story now.
 
Is it really THAT important for this guy to win? He pretends to be some old school schembeckler type coach - but would those guys do all these bizzare things?
I wouldn't let my kid play for him. Right now Michigan is a douchebag factory. If I'm a recruit with options in the Big Ten East, I'm either going to urban Meyer or taking a chance on coach Ash
 
Is it really THAT important for this guy to win? He pretends to be some old school schembeckler type coach - but would those guys do all these bizzare things?
I wouldn't let my kid play for him. Right now Michigan is a douchebag factory. If I'm a recruit with options in the Big Ten East, I'm either going to urban Meyer or taking a chance on coach Ash
I would tend to agree with you, but it seems like recruits see things a bit differently. After all, Harbaugh just snagged a big chunk of our 2016 Dream Team.
 
I think he's a legit fan, just a worry-wart and very thin-skinned. When I called him out earlier he got upset and put me on Ignore... Probably just really young, like pre-teen, or someone who doesn't socialize well in the real world.

I've done a couple (2) "run over by forklift" calls. They don't end well. I hope that the Tweet in the OP might be exaggerating the extent of the incident.

Been there, done that, but much closer to home for us...Just glad the kid is ok...
 
now that we know he is out of the hospital, is it wrong of me to say I've got a rewording of "grandma got run over by a reindeer" running through my head?

sing this to the tune of the reindeer song:
Drake got run over by a fork lift....warming up for track at Michigan.... :(
 
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This is a weird story, but not as weird as Harbaugh taking his shirt off and sleeping with boys in their bedrooms. When the Michael jackson/jerry Sandusky scandal breaks with harbaugh, no one should act surprised. All the signs are there.
 
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