OT: Old Bridge pasta scandal

[newell138]

Who dumped all the pasta in the woods?!??

Neighbor Says He Knows Who Dumped 500 Pounds Of Pasta In Old Bridge

On April 26, someone dumped a large amount of spaghetti in a wooded area near two streams in Old Bridge:

patch.com

 

[BeantownKnight]

"Forget it, Newell ... it's Old Bridge."

;)

 

[WhiteBus]

The pasta wasn't cooked. It softened in the rains since it was dumped.

 

[Knight Shift]

They found the culprit. What are the pastabilities this crime would be solved so quickly?

"Shah said the pasta had not been cooked but had been there only "for a short time but moisture did start to soften some of the pasta.""

Old Bridge pasta mystery apparently solved

The story garnered national attention after 15 wheelbarrow loads of pasta ended up along a creek in Old Bridge.

www.app.com

 

[rurichdog]

They found the culprit. What are the pastabilities this crime would be solved so quickly?

"Shah said the pasta had not been cooked but had been there only "for a short time but moisture did start to soften some of the pasta.""

Old Bridge pasta mystery apparently solved

The story garnered national attention after 15 wheelbarrow loads of pasta ended up along a creek in Old Bridge.

www.app.com

$200 for a WM Bagster pickup, or just dump it along the river bank?

I hate people.

 

[Frabjous]

The police have arrested Al Dente.

 

[mdk01]

The police have arrested Al Dente.

I though it was Dante Lottapasta.

 

[RUNYGDVLSFAN]

they found it just "pas" "ta" the tree

 

[Zak57]

It was a military vet who's mom passed away.

 

[DanRU]

I have nothing but respect for anyone who serves in the Military but being a vet or having a parent pass away doesn't excuse illegal dumping. When my parents passed and we cleaned out the house, we paid the $500 for a dumpster.

 

[SouthJerseyRU]

it will be impastable to find out who did this.

 

[rurichdog]

it will be impastable to find out who did this.

Detective Mac Aroni is on the case

 

[NickRU714]

The police have arrested Al Dente.

Oh no! My dad has a friend named Al Dente. Hope it's not the same guy 😉

 

[voltz99]

It was a military vet who's mom passed away.

Does not matter. He is a scumbag and a moron. He could have put it out with the regular trash. Might have taken two weeks max. My neighbor moved. They had more than 15 wheel barrels of garbage.

 

[denogla1]

Shrinkage!

 

[RU_87]

My first thought was maybe he put it out there thinking wildlife would eat it. Why put it in a landfill if deer, etc. will eat it. Although, I'm not a fan of feeding deer, etc. and having them keep coming back near residential

 

[Knight Shift]

The police have arrested Al Dente.

50 lashes with a wet noodle.

He almost escaped and said, Past La Vista, Baby.

This whole story seems pre-pasta-rous!

 

[Knight Shift]

When the police asked him why he dumped it instead of disposing of it properly, he replied:

"I cannelloni do so much, and it would have cost a pretty penne."