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OT: Stupid Sports Phrases or Terms

"...takes it to the house!"
It was a cool, edgy turn of phrase back in 1993. It is ridiculously dated in 2022.
 
"Hating on..." It's incorrect grammar and sounds awful.
Even the most casual of observers can see that you're WRONG.

All you're doing is hating on the stating of "hating on", you hater of stated hate. 🙂
 
There really aren't any sports phrases or terms that bother me. So I turned the source of all unassailable, incontrovertible, indubitably truthful information, Google search, hoping to find some and found this...


Thing is, none of those bother me either. Actually, it kind of bothers me that I'm so unbothered by this stuff.

I also found this, some of which was hilarious, but not entirely on-topic I guess.

 
This always confuses me in CFB.
Every team is "young".

Rosters are constantly turning over so every team has a young position or two every year.
For example - we had senior QB and TE this year. But a "young" RB room.

Does that make us young or old on offense?
I agree. Seems like we’re always “young.”

Moot point.

We’re usually not very good when we’re “old” either.
 
Most of the professional athletes considered the greatest of all time among their peers generally have careers of 10, 15 or 20 or more years of top-of-the -line play to prove it. So when I hear announcers declare a player among the greatest when they only have a short amount of years played, it annoys me. Come back in a decade if you can keep it up. Then we can argue about the "greatness" of all time.

And on the "golden oldies" list:
players used to be "stars" but now "superstar" is applied to anyone. Wish I had kept a list of no-name guys tagged as "superstars" who never came close. It would be a pretty funny (and long) list.
 
Most of the professional athletes considered the greatest of all time among their peers generally have careers of 10, 15 or 20 or more years of top-of-the -line play to prove it. So when I hear announcers declare a player among the greatest when they only have a short amount of years played, it annoys me. Come back in a decade if you can keep it up. Then we can argue about the "greatness" of all time.

And on the "golden oldies" list:
players used to be "stars" but now "superstar" is applied to anyone. Wish I had kept a list of no-name guys tagged as "superstars" who never came close. It would be a pretty funny (and long) list.
Jerry Girard on WPIX used to say there is a reason why they called it the HoF and not the Hall of the Very Good.

Too much of the latter going on across the board these days.
 
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His verbal alacrity is vexing to other announcers.
Sharp dresser too

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We're not going to score a lot but we'll play great defense. Just once I want to hear a coach say, we won't play defense but we're gonna score a ton of. points.
 
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There are certain phrases and terms in sports that I find annoying and over used.
My least favorite:
"Burn his redshirt"

Your nomination??

That one actually works if his redshirt year is wasted.

Otherwise and it's always used incorrectly I SOOOOO agree.
 
The reason they're all so bad is broadcasters are idiots with no creativity. Even if something is said that is kinda funny or insightful it's immediately over used and beaten to death.

For example - Chris Berman was actually funny and fresh in 1982. Same with Madden. But they just beat those horses dead dead dead.

Oh and anything said by Madden after the first 100,000 time he says something.
 
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I guarantee you that the announcer who does the hs football games on Nj.com says at least three of these cliches on EVERY PLAY.

See for yourself if you have some time to watch the DePaul/ RBC championship game live. He just said two of them while I was typing this.

 
"Diagnose" the play/defense.

Not entirely inaccurate but just sounds way too serious and pompous for making a single good fb play. One of those sports guys taking themselves Way too seriously.
 
Chris Berman was 👌, nice gimmick. All the imitators get annoying! For me it is not one cute phrase, rather it is the J-School verbiage in the calls over and over again.

Just once I want to hear originality in announcing, like there used to be. Instead of, "still on his feet," how about he took that shot and kept going or he is matriculating down the field. Please No need to tell me, " the crowd is on their feet" no really I expected to see some handstands.
 
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