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OT: What's a Super Bowl?

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An Eagle chick is sitting in his nest when his majestic father flys in. The chick looks up and asks "Dad what is a Super Bowl?" The father Eagle replies "I don't know son, I'm an Eagle."
 
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A guppy swims up to his father and asks "Dad what is a Super Bowl?" The father says "It is a fish bowl but bigger. The Giants who feed us can never get one".
 
A couple of geese heading south for the winter see a jetliner approaching. One of the geese gets concerned and honks out "Are we going to get hit by that jet?" Another goose replies "No! The Jets can't hit anything".
 
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A little kid in Philadelphia, all exited, tells his friend "The Eagles are going to the super bowl!" His friend says "Not super bowl, they are going to the supper bowl. It is soup night".
 
Uhm, yeah, that makes ZERO sense.
I fix. A couple of fish are swimming around in their fish bowl enjoying the food that the giant humans scattered into the water. The baby fish swims up to his father and asks "Dad what is a Super Bowl?" The father says "It is a fish bowl but bigger. There are so few of them in the world that The Giants can never get one".
 
I fix. A couple of fish are swimming around in their fish bowl enjoying the food that the giant humans scattered into the water. The baby fish swims up to his father and asks "Dad what is a Super Bowl?" The father says "It is a fish bowl but bigger. There are so few of them in the world that The Giants can never get one".

Dude...The Giants have played in 5 and WON 4 of them. Please explain to me how that makes any sense? I'm not trying to be an ass, but, com'on lol!
 
I fix. A couple of fish are swimming around in their fish bowl enjoying the food that the giant humans scattered into the water. The baby fish swims up to his father and asks "Dad what is a Super Bowl?" The father says "It is a fish bowl but bigger. There are so few of them in the world that The Giants can never get one".

Knucklehead !
Check your history.
The Giants have won more than their fair share of Super Bowls over the last 27 years.
 
I fix. A couple of fish are swimming around in their fish bowl enjoying the food that the giant humans scattered into the water. The baby fish swims up to his father and asks "Dad what is a Super Bowl?" The father says "It is a fish bowl but bigger. There are so few of them in the world that The Giants can never get one".
Did the auto-refill on your meds run out?
 
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