I have two-phase plan that will solve all our NIL woes.
Phase One
All RU fans must immediately start having extra children. Age and marital status don't matter here. Just get out there and start producing more children. Lots more. If you haven't already identified at least three viable partners, you're not doing it right.
Phase Two
All the new children are, uh, adopted, for a discounted fee, by the NIL collective. And then the NIL collective can sell put those children up for adoption at a standard rate. This will produce great huge sums of money
Problem solved. With the bonus that we'll all be having a whole lot of fun.
Okay, okay, sure, sure... it's not entirely out of the realm of possibility that there could be some minor ethical issues with this approach. But this is about ensuring that we win a national championship. And it's not like the other schools vying for a NC are unable to overcome their minor ethical issues.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, I always say.