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Schiano man song . Sing to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel.
It's 12 o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sittin' next to me
Wondering if we can win in a baseball stadium again
He says, "Schiano, can you get me a victory?
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
Before most of our defense was on the sideline in street clothes"
La, la-la, NIL-dee-da
La-la, di-dee-da, da-dum
Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man
Get us a victory the day after Christmas night
Well, we're all in the mood for a baseball stadium victory
And you've got us feelin' alright
Now Bielema at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets all his food for free
And he's quick with an Alvarez joke or to light up your smoke
But the Citrus Bowl is where he rather be
He says, "Greg, kicking that field goal was killing me"
As the smile returned to his face
"I am sure you would have beat me
But thanks for the timeout and that Umass coach giving us lots of space”
Oh, la, la-la, NIL di-dee-da
La-la, NIL -da, da-dum
Now Hobbs used be the boss
But he made time with someone else’s wife
And he's talkin' with Flood, who was a Dud
And probably will be for life
And Pisarri is practicing politics
As Schiano’s best 1.0 players still like to get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink because we have no fieldhouse
But it's better than being a protester at Holloway’s home
Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man
Get us a victory the day after Christmas night
Well, we're all in the mood for a baseball stadium victory
And you've got us feelin' alright
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And Pisarri gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me there comin' to Phoenix to see
To forget about the Pinstripe Bowl for a while
And the train horn, it sounds like a carnival
And our concession stands now sell beer
And they sit at the bar and don’t put bread in my NIL jar
And say, “Fleck, who else you sending us here?"
Oh, la, la-la, NIL -dee-da
NIL , di-dee-da, da-dum
Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man
Get us a victory the day after Christmas night
Well, we're all in the mood for a baseball stadium victory
And you've got us feelin' alright
Schiano man song . Sing to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel.
It's 12 o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sittin' next to me
Wondering if we can win in a baseball stadium again
He says, "Schiano, can you get me a victory?
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
Before most of our defense was on the sideline in street clothes"
La, la-la, NIL-dee-da
La-la, di-dee-da, da-dum
Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man
Get us a victory the day after Christmas night
Well, we're all in the mood for a baseball stadium victory
And you've got us feelin' alright
Now Bielema at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets all his food for free
And he's quick with an Alvarez joke or to light up your smoke
But the Citrus Bowl is where he rather be
He says, "Greg, kicking that field goal was killing me"
As the smile returned to his face
"I am sure you would have beat me
But thanks for the timeout and that Umass coach giving us lots of space”
Oh, la, la-la, NIL di-dee-da
La-la, NIL -da, da-dum
Now Hobbs used be the boss
But he made time with someone else’s wife
And he's talkin' with Flood, who was a Dud
And probably will be for life
And Pisarri is practicing politics
As Schiano’s best 1.0 players still like to get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink because we have no fieldhouse
But it's better than being a protester at Holloway’s home
Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man
Get us a victory the day after Christmas night
Well, we're all in the mood for a baseball stadium victory
And you've got us feelin' alright
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And Pisarri gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me there comin' to Phoenix to see
To forget about the Pinstripe Bowl for a while
And the train horn, it sounds like a carnival
And our concession stands now sell beer
And they sit at the bar and don’t put bread in my NIL jar
And say, “Fleck, who else you sending us here?"
Oh, la, la-la, NIL -dee-da
NIL , di-dee-da, da-dum
Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man
Get us a victory the day after Christmas night
Well, we're all in the mood for a baseball stadium victory
And you've got us feelin' alright
