Nooooooooooooooo........you're joking, right?Haha, on occasion, I've even been told I have a chip on my shoulder. Okay, maybe regularly. Daily?
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another tip is to toss it into a toaster and put it on high. keep pulling the lever down when it pops up and that will give your great grill marks.
You're killing me - thanks for the early morning laugh!