Slow day/OT: what is your favorite a-guy-walks-into-a-bar joke?
- Thread starter Frabjous
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Dry humor fails for some. For me.. I am a big fan of the "strange".. the dark humor. But my Mom was from Ireland.. I think an affinity for dark humor is in the blood.
Do you have any idea what my deniro pics referred to.. and what it was in reply to?
I think mdh's addition to the Horse walks into a par and hears "why the long face" and responds "I have cancer" is funny. Cancer isn't funny.. but a horse extending the joke beyond the expected one-liner and flipping the table darkly.. that is funny.... "a little bit".
"Lowered the bar?".. its a guy walks into a bar thread. Have a great new year.
Guy orders shot of 12 year old scotch. Bartender gives him shot of house scotch. Guy takes a sip and tells BT this is house scotch I ordered 12 year old scotch. BT trys again by giving him 3 year old scotch. Guy takes a sip and tells BT that was 3 year old scotch. Asks again for 6 year old scotch. BT trys 1 more time with 9 year old scotch and fails. Guy gets up aggravated n starts to leave when BT apologizes and guves him shot of 12 year old scotch. BT asks how guy know ages of the drinks he was given. Guy explains he works for a large distillary as a taster and can tell age by how drink tastes. Meanwhile a drunk at bar has been watching and comes over n says to guy you mean you can tell how old something is by how old it tastes. Man replies yes. Drunk hands him a drink and says taste this. Guy takes a sip and spits it out and says thats urine. Drunk says thats right how old am I
A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs and swings him around in a circle. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing?" And the blind man says, "Don't mind me, I'm just looking around."
guys in Vegas with his wife and wife wants to keep gambling he goes over to the bar for a drink and to watch RU beat PS on the TV. Pretty young lady sits down next to him he buys her a drink. She asks him if he wants to go to a"party" he figures out she is a working girl and asks how much the party would cost. She says$200 and he says that's a little too much for him. She asks how much would he pay for the party and he says $20 She smiles gives him a kiss on the cheek and says enjoy your stay in Vegas. Later as he and his wife are walking through the casino she happens to walk by him and as she does she whispers in his ear see what you get for $20
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