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The OFFICIAL Nebraska Haiku Thread

Humorless am not
Salute when addressing me!
Ten-hut 1-2-3!

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Ha!

That's more like it, Spank!
But can we please all be frank?
Where's Hayden Rettig? :)
 
On Sunday evening,
We'll all ask the same question.
When did we eat corn?
 
We all want the same
Some of us are more patient
Or more realistic

This is Rutgers U
Where things do not happen fast
Especially sports

Other interests
Are the key to maintaining
Calm and sanity

Momma always said
If you don't have anything
Nice to say, then don't . . . .

Understand venting
But lately, over the top
Downright depressing

Call Julie Hermann
Or folks in development
That's more effective
 
People vent feelings
Message boards serve that purpose
Patience has limits
 
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Doctors have patience
Which is sorely lacking here
But scotch always helps.
 
Nebraska will lose
The Knights will not be denied
Victory assured!
 
Paris under siege
Proud to be American
May God Bless us all!
 
Doctors have patients
Patience gets short when losing
Some scotch just might help
Doctors have patience
Always dealing with patients
Missed my play on words.

Scotch is always good
At least when at my tailgate
Single malts for all!
 
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