The Rutgers Fan's Dilemma

[brodo]

http://thetab.com/us/rutgers/2016/09/11/rutgers-fans-manifesto-6999

 

[BigRnj]

Holy crap that was a hard read. The dude should be reading bad poetry at some folk festival.

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Holy crap that was a hard read. The dude should be reading bad poetry at some folk festival.

2 sentences and the blurb was enough to abandon "Dylan Stone" penned pieces.

 

[brodo]

Holy crap that was a hard read. The dude should be reading bad poetry at some folk festival.

I glad to learn that it wasn't just me.

 

[RU4Real]

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

 

[LC-88]

".....then we are Artemis" Ah, no. If that were true we'd be 14-0 after winning the National Championship. We are the many oarsmen in Agamemnon's galleys.

 

[red sail]

What was the point of that stupidity? That's 2 mins I will never get back in my life.

 

[RutgersRaRa]

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

The 3rd-worst poet in the universe. "Spasms racked Ford's body." Remember it like it was yesterday.

 

[Bagarocks]

If that's poetry the 2 1\2 yr old I saw over the weekend is a poetic Genius!

 

[Source]

No sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter

Gabby Johnson's right!

 

[rurichdog]

Well, now we know what @BleemPhuppert has been up to

 

[mildone]

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

Ha ha. Music to my ears.

I think I'll go back and reread the entire series again. With my towel.

 

[mildone]

I actually enjoyed that read. I don't fully agree with some of what was said, but I think of it more as art than explanation.

 

[e5fdny]

Well, now we know what @BleemPhuppert has been up to

That dude scares me.

 

[beaced]

Read it.Couldn't figure out what the dilemma was.

 

[scarletschuyler]

Damn....I knew I should have majored in Eng. Lit. instead of Poli. Sci.

 

[Scarlet_Scourge]

It is not even the off season yet...